[viralfrog]

[horrorhospital]

[bizlybebo]

i would've fucked so hard as a court jester in ye olde i would've jangled my balls and done a little dance and sang my silly tunes i'd be so good at my job. alas i have to be on tumblr instead which is like a poor imitation of it

[bizlybebo]

bells. i meant bells

[bizlybebo]

don’t do this to me

[indigovortex]

[the-captains-hoard]

[marinella-ela]

[thischick25]

[lostandfoundinthebackofmymind]

went from “KITTY” to “That is a grown ass man.” real quick.

[sightofsea]

love when cats hear that you've woken up even just a little bit and they're like hiiiiiii oh my god oh my god!!!!! i wrote some poems in the night let me recite them for you. this one is called: screaming and knocking your water bottle off your nightstand

[catmask]

they dont even make characters for preteens to make linkin park amvs on youtube to anymore. thats whats wrong

[catmask]

i love complex characters. i also understand the societal need for an androgynous character who screams and hates god/their dad and takes it out on their rival until they ultimately fight their dad with their rival as an ally

[suns-up-bunshine-deactivated202]

Bitches be like ‘I’m so tired and sleepy’ and then stay up doing hyperfixtation shit for the next 5 hours

[feline17ff]

...

[3ds-xl]

when something’s kinda rad, but not too rad

[ambermayvlog-blog]

I fucking hate this website 

[welele]

[funeralprocessor]

GLORIOUS AMERICAN BEVERAGE, RECARBONATED OVER TEN THOUSAND TIMES

[edgar-allan-possum]

That is just an atrocious sword, huh?

[lobo-cansado-de-ojos-rojos]

Or maybe we should think twice about what we put in our bodies

[crittizen]

[abortionado]

Rolled up the living room rug to clean my apartment/make dinner on roller skates because I suddenly remembered that I’m an adult with free will…..Life is beautiful

[abortionado]

my betrothed just got home…..it’s always Why we’re you using kitchen knives on skates don’t do that again and never How was rollercooking did you have fun rollercooking

[natalieironside]

One time I was DMing a campaign where the players walked into that tavern every campaign has and one of the patrons was a Mindflayer wearing a very bad human disguise who insisted his name was Johnald Humanman. And they were just like "Oh, okay. Well, that's his business" and didn't interact with Johnald Humanman at all.

[talesfromaurea]

[pisboy]

anyone else know a dog that will, every time without fail, walk over and blot their wet jowls on your leg after drinking water?

[pisboy]

i love doggys so much

[memeuplift]

[athelind]

It's a d

it's a dus

It's a dust bu

[kagaintheskywithdiamonds]

[yorhaw]

Hi I’m op of the twitter post. I was referencing this tumblr post I saw ages ago. I didnt expect it to blow up.

[footlongdingledong]

hi I’m the guy that made that post. Yours is funnier

[anchovy]

I'm a big fan of Elephant Trunk Snakes they look like a seal was turned into a snake as a punishment by a genie

[robyn-runestone]

I hope this picture of a quetzal makes your day at least a little bit better :)

[musicisthetranslationofasoul]

its goTS A FUZZY HEAD!!!!!

[xenobotanist]

The Resplendent Quetzal: a birb

[jaubaius]

LOL

[marquisedemasque]

Ok but this is such an existential horror.

Imagine if this was a human walking in the park and they see another human and they go over to socialise only to see that there is something not quite right with this person.

They move wrong, they speak with the wrong inflections, their hair and skin seem false. Their eyes are dead and unmoving.

It is the puppet of a being with higher intelligence beyond your own understanding, mimicking your humanity for its own amusement.

But yeah this is a really cute video