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it/its (+neos /he/him) || A Hivemind of many, a friend to even more || I am Very Normal and Human, I Swear || also very very normal about Hermitcraft, Life series and The Mechanisms yes yes

[cunning-linguistix]

Pro tip: when you see a brand new slang term, your first question should be how that term has been used in AAVE for the past 20-30 years.

[lacunaanonymoused]

This, too. This is a big one as well.

[basil-mage]

Endless cycle

[joy-and-whimsy-official]

Official joy and whimsy post

[green-tea-crow]

Yagay toshinori

[lilyofficial]

[rubylang-official]

Reblog to do this to prev

[anonmous-offical]

I’M NOT A CAT

[leothetoysoldier]

Ashes O'Reilly is the type of person to blow on their gun after murdering someone

Jonny does it too but he doesn't look as cool

[tayalla]

there's this pickled sausage that is called utopenec in Czech, but literally it means 'drowned man'

I saw the potential and ran the wiki article through g*ogle translate, and it did not disappoint

I happen to think mistranslated cookbooks are the pinnacle of comedy. so, here's one more:

Czech tumblrinas, do you actually partake in resurrecting the dead and cannibalism, and is the latter a metaphor for love, yes or no,

please respond, would love to hear from you xoxo

[overeasyollie]

one for hotguy, and one for hotguy’s ego <3

[minttttttttttttttttttttttttttt]

all ralsei sprites fall into one of 4 moods: pretty princess, smug bitch, bearer of the curse, dog begging you for boiling water on the stove

[samfodo]

Help him up wtf!!!!!

[mihych]

Interpretations

[shovelwareyaoi]

[dogpuppy]

[capribornio]

Link

[kaomojiloser]

rocky is a bit stressed …

[austimpowerz]

MOODBOARD FOR WHEN SHIT IS FUCK

[laqueus]

[ksubiis-deactivated20190118]

Not to be weird or anything but i’d love a set of horns and wings

[the-haiku-bot]

Not to be weird or

anything but i’d love a

set of horns and wings

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[dragongirlsweetie]

i just got shot with a puppy rifle but it didnt hurt me because im not a puppy

[aceynk]

me i just got shot by an elephant gun but im not even an elephant so im ok

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

i just got shot with a 9mm handgun but i'm ok because i am taller than 9mm

[kunosoura]

hi! I'm a 9mm tall puppyphant and i'm excited to be here!