Pro tip for dating
Do NOT send your ex a text at night right before either of you go to sleep in Morse code asking if he wants to die.
Do not follow that text up with yet another coded message asking why when he replied no.
It will very much freak out your ex and will not lead to you getting back together.
Another pro tip
Do not call your same ex a couple months later asking to use their phone number to send Mormon missionaries to someoneâs house
While that is very funny, your ex will not be giving you their phone number










