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I am a waste of space. I am a waste of flesh. I am a waste of energy. I am a waste of time. I am empty, I am invalid, i am nothing. I am sorry.

I just had a wild dream and i need to put it somewhere. Its scary, so dont read if youre not trying to be spooked.

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So I was babysitting some kids (not unlike tonight), and one of them came.running from their rooms crying. Talking about "she wants to come out!" "Shes trying to get out!" "I can hear her scratching!!!" So naturally im like. Hmm its the dogs. Its something outside. We search the whole house to prove that theres nothing. The kid goes back to bed, reluctantly.

And then I hear it. A faint scratching. It sounds like its coming from inside the walls. But also from nowhere. Just a little tictictictic. Tictictictic. I shrug it off. A little later I hear creaking. I run down the hall to inspect...and I slip. On nothing. And thats when I see...the thing I missed.

The bolts from the vent had been unscrewed. There are bloodied scratch marks all over it. Then I feel something grab my ankle. It's distorted. And tiny. Doll-sized. It begins to drag me, and i cant speak. Its like my insides have dried all up. Its eyes are hollowed and black. I try my best to muster up a single sound...but I cant. I just can't. Then, right as the smallest squeak is leaving my mouth, she looks directly at me...and I startle awake.

What a fuckin ride.

frostmaster

marvel is too cowardly to show valkyrie with her girlfriend, marvel is too cowardly to let spiderman be bisexual, marvel is too cowardly to allow taika waititi to do what he did with thor ragnarok again, and marvel is too fucking cowardly to let jeff goldblum fuck loki onscreen thank you and good night

frostmaster

also no offense to any of you but idk why there’s so many of you that really don’t want peter parker to be bisexual, did you not see his reaction after quill called thor ugly

dankmemesreasonforliving

#lol #this is where i live

sarcastic-and-witty-username

My friends got me the best (and worst) present ever

It’s one of those sequin pillows where you can turn the sequins. And this is how they look like from both sides.

Please someone make it stop.

Nic Cage is haunting me in my dreams now.

I mean, it was a free pillow but AT WHAT COST!!!!

saidthesparrowtothedove

We had our own little pride yesterday 🏳️‍🌈☪️

teenagerposts

fresh from the gators nip

cthulhulel

gatorade is cancelled since yall can’t behave.

piece-of-godney

the guy in the audience SNAPPED

chibihere

i love this, video

strangehorse

[ID: Britney and dancers performing ‘Gimme More’. Right before Britney can begin, a guy screams ‘WHO IS IT?’. Britney laughs and says ‘It’s Britney, bitch’, resuming the routine.]