headcanon that sqh spent an inordinate amount of time writing headconons abt mbj which means that mbj is ABSURDLY good at the most unexpected things. He is an expert ballet dancer. he plays the pipe organ. his flower arrangements stun and awe. he cant cook for shit but man does he know how to make a margarita. he is god’s speciallest favourite little boy. he knits like a motherfucker and his passion for violin making is unmatched.
he has no idea how he knows all this shit
This is why the Scum Villain fandom is awesome.
Where else are you going to get unhinged takes like “God made headcanons about his favorite little blorbo that he eventually fucked and married” and have it make sense?















