toctles

non bird reptiles

[zikkimyeyin]

[kumasenpai]

Brah

[fonzworthcutlass]

damn she thicc

[khanos-deactivated20170219]

these pancakes have been to dr. miami

[happynewfears-deactivated201701]

damn im tryna slide thru

[sirl33te]

your girl gone to the store and she leaves you alone with these pancakes. what you gonna do?

[burntspoons]

[alliwannadoisbangscrew]

me

[ladygolem]

hair: detachable

torso: crushed

dick: out

the lower half of my body is forcibly ejected from the hydraulic press at ninety miles an hour

[lotad]

[maycanady]

[parks-and-recreation-department]

[dominominomino-deactivated20181]

Queer Eye (2018)

[catmeme-moved]

What's your favorite weird and/or little-known animal?

him

a golden mole

[kiwi]

oh???

OH???!?!?

[nakedinasnowsuit]

WHAT

[certifiedsophist]

According to wikipedia they aren’t even true moles; they covergently evolved and are more closely related to elephants than true moles, and this info is REALLY fucking me up.

[catchymemes]

[lady-byleth]

what, and I cannot stress this enough, the fuck

[spicymayonegg]

fuck whatever fake-ass feral aesthetic you guys are cultivating, this guy has it on lock

[jaslrah]

Don’t forget about this one.

[everythingfox]

“This cat saying “well hi!” in a southern accent”

(Source)

[in-sumerian-haze]

[seabassapologist]

And here I am giving it away for free like some sort of idiot

[wreckedvibez]

My default setting is assuming people don’t want to talk to me

[saintsoup]

a good gender neutral term to use is “fool”

[tulipnight]

Love is in the Air by Hugo von Schreck

[sickfuture]

[babyanimalgifs]

just incase you’re having a bad day, watch this

[nutsacktorturer]

cat brains are so small but they fit so much bastard into them

[serotnin]

no offense but I literally can’t process that others genuinely care for me

[swankydesserts]

I went to a 90s themed party last night

[piesandswords]

it’s a cup cake