At the moment...

Hi! I like to do things and stuff. But this is what I'm doing and thinking.

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im not kidding when i say this is my favorite picture i’ve ever taken

[raspberry-bi]

it’s a cold and it’s a broken waluigi

[goodishmusic]

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walking disasters | the wombats

[thatwetshirt]

[glassof-whiskey-deactivated2021]

OMG

[magnetsandneato-deactivated2022]

"Women are more likely to be attracted to personality and men are more likely to be attracted to physical appearance"

woah maybe that’s because we teach women to see men as people and we teach men to see women as objects

[fuckyeahfeminist]

Boom.

[mathprofessorquotes]

e is a part of life, you just need to get used to it. No, but seriously, it’s a part of life. L-I-F-e.

Calculus teacher (via mathprofessorquotes)

[tastefullyoffensive]

[team-lads-in-the-tardis]

i cant stop laughing help

[tieflingb]

#DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY NIGHTS I HAVE WOKEN TO FIND A FACE INCHES FROM MINE #STARING #ENDLESSLY STARING #AND BEEN LIKE ‘DON’T SCREAM IT CAME FROM YOUR WOMB THIS IS YOUR WOMB NUGGET’

[snarkysourwolf]

if I ever have children I am forever calling them my womb nugget

[camiivalee]

[travelingbythoughts-deactivated]

this is the greatest thing i’ve ever seen

[hungryhungryhiddles]

THIS GIF LITERALLY JUST MADE MY ENTIRE WEEK A THOUSAND TIMES BETTER

[jeffisageek]

instant reblog.. EVERYTIME!!!

[brokenaux-blog]

Last night on The Tonight Show, Jimmy Fallon had the misfortune of finding out that a casual day with Nicole Kidman some years ago had actually been a date, which he destroyed any chance of happening again by spending the entire time playing video games and eating cheese…

[sandandglass]

[easycomfort]

my brother tried to pick up a banana to make it look like he was talking on the phone but all the bananas in the bunch came with it and he just looked at me and went “i guess it’s a conference call”

[explosion2]

A++ recovery

[easycomfort]

don’t encourage him

[wadewnstonwilson]

human meatball disaster chris evans in action

[littlemoongoddess]

best human being prize goes to

[kellysue]

#Menswear

[todaysdragon-blog]

Just opened an old file in my dropbox titled "Books I will read". This file was created on January 4, 2014.

The list (and current status of each):

Gravity’s Rainbow by Thomas Pynchon - Started. "Currently Reading"

This Is How You Lose Her by Junot Diaz - Read March 2014.

City of Glass by Paul Aster - Haven't started and I don't remember why it was on this list

The End of the Affair by Graham Greene - Haven't started and I don't remember why it was on this list

Back When We Were Grownups by Anne Tyler - There seems to be a theme at this point in the list...

The Razor’s Edge by W. Somerset Maugham - Literally no idea

Middle Passage by Charles Johnson - Haven't started or even obtained a copy of yet

We Were Liars by E. Lockhart - Read on my last day in DC this summer, finished while bawling on the plane next to a nice sleeping couple that hopefully didn't see

Never Let Me Go by Kazuo Ishiguro - Although I absolutely own this book and have desperately wanted to read it for years, I have not opened it

The Left Hand of Darkness by Ursula K. Le Guin - I can only guess that this is on the list because I wanted to read some great science fiction. I don't know why the fourth book is the one on my list because evidently this is a series?

We Are All Completely Beside Ourselves by Karen Joy Fowler - Still. No idea why this is on the list.

Moral of the story? I am really good at not looking at lists.

[todaysdragon-blog]

Uh oh. Got the currently reading number down to 12 and then started another book. 

#noregrets

[todaysdragon-blog]

According to my goodreads account I was "currently reading" 14 different books when 2014 ended. I am proud to say that this number is down to 13. Who says it's difficult to keep new year's resolutions?

[generalbooty]

CLEANING THE HOUSE WHILE DRUNK IS THE BEST IDEA EVER, I DONT REMEMBER MOPPING THE FLOORS BUT THEY HAVE DEFINITELY BEEN DONE

[generalbooty]

guys please don’t do six shots of vodka and then clean your house. i vacuumed up a whole deck of cards and fell asleep on the rug for two hours

[pixelatedpixie]

people who wear pants past 7 are not the kind of people i associate with

[pixelatedpixie]

jesus christ i’m getting hate over this because people are putting the word ‘size’ in there when thats not what i was saying

7:00 P.M.

AS IN THE FUCKING TIME

[theatrefetish]

I thought you meant past age 7 and I was rly confused

[maisiewilliams]

on a scale of luke skywalker to jaime lannister how well would you deal with losing your right hand

[maisiewilliams]

or, on a scale of luke skywalker to jaime lannister how well do you deal with latent sexual feelings for your...