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Todd Fact #92

sources say he’s Todd!

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Sometimes I think Todd Howard is an incel, what with his lack of jaw and all, and then it makes me think of Todd Howard having sex. Not a bad thought!

#not a fact #nsfw text

Curious george?

i hope youre about to get surgery and when all the doctors are out of the room curious george strays away from the man with the yellow hat and wanders into the operating room then becomes curious about how the human body works and fucking vivisects you

#Anonymous

Todd is a DILF 👀

hes not actually. i suggest you read a dictionary as words do in fact mean things.

#ask for facts #Anonymous

The pit is about 3 feet across and about 800 feet deep. it IS damp, and there are enough bugs down there that you could subsist for months if not years

damp...................... bug friends............. deep into the earth........... i am crawling in as we speak........... thank you anon........

#ask for facts #Anonymous

Calling you out for refusing to believe in Michael Soft. We're going to seal you in the pit.

how deep is the pit ill eat the dirt i will hit bedrick please seal me in a pit i crave it dirt nap...............................................

#ask for facts #Anonymous

Now that Bill Gates has adopted Todd, I think if you want to rest you too should sell yourself to Microsoft.

sorry anon, i dont believe in bill gates or microsoft. hope you get well soon.

#Anonymous #ask for facts

pleas e someone write a callout i beg for a reason to delete, to put this behind me. its a lurking shadow weighing on me every moment

cancelling u for bad content how do u plead

guilty. free me from this blog. and from this mortal coil.

#potionmerchant #ask for facts