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i havent made any really bad decisions lately im getting bored

○ - ”...and then Draco shrieked BECAUSE I LOVE HEEERRR!!!!!” Koenma and Jorge are doing a dramatic reading of My Immortal because the paperwork load has at last run them ragged.

#I have spoken;#Open;

To quote hamlet, act three, scene three, line ninety two, "no".

[Meme]

○ - ”No fair, Genkai! Can’t you at least play on a handicap? You’re a beast at Mario Kart, I never had a shot in hell!” Koenma replied defensively, relinquishing his grip on the game controller in his hands.

#mxstergenkai #Information Desk;

stubbornasstantei:

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“You know what they say about snitches, don’t you, Pacifier Breath? Say, where is Botan, anyway? Feels as though it’s been forever since I’ve heard her nagging.”

○ - Koenma frowned. ‘Pacifier Breath?’ Why does /he/ have to be the one with the spirit gun??

He cleared his throat, but not without pretending to organize some ‘important’ papers littered across his desktop.

“If you must know, she’s on holiday. It’s her first one in a few hundred years, so I’m not to tell anyone where she’s gone unless absolutely necessary. Since it’s just you however, my lips are sealed.”

#stubbornasstantei #I have spoken;#(We've spoken before on my other blog i believe)

○ - “Ha ha, ‘butt’. But -- pfft ha ha! No no really, in all seriousness I didn’t send that anon. Sorry Yusuke, but I’m much too witty to be your culprit.”

“.. My money’s on Botan.”

#stubbornasstantei #(Thanks for the follow home slice!)#Dashboard Peanut Gallery;

I had to gif this because haters gonna hate hate hate hate hate. Like, why is Koenma so under appreciated?

#my muse is a goddamn treasure #Perfection;

psa: i’m seeing a lot of writing self-deprecation on my dash lately and i just want to put my two cents in. sharing one’s writing is such a vulnerable experience. you’re taking your thoughts, interpretations, philosophies and tossing them out for the public to judge. you’re trying to put together thoughts in a language that might not be your native tongue or might be your native tongue – both of which are difficult because languages are hard. i get that. your partners get ( and have likely experienced ) that. there’s no reason to beat yourself up for feeling insecure sometimes because i promise you the people you might admire from afar who you think never doubt their writing do. this is a human experience and that doesn’t make you anything less than a writer. the important thing is to acknowledge that and then funnel it into practicing your craft. don’t let those insecurities stop you from developing your writing style because it’s hard enough to do it without you holding yourself back from something you love. please remember that.

#Psa;

carrottoppedhero

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“K-Koenma!? YOU HEARD ME TOO!?” Confused by his presence Kuwabara got an idea of what he could be happening right now. “Yeah. I’m not dead because…. YOU ARE MAKING ME THE NEXT SPIRIT DETECTIVE RIGHT?! I’ll show everyone the mans way of detecting things!” His imagination ran free with a giant smirk on his face involving him becoming A even more powerful and cooler detective than Urameshi.

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○ - Why must this guy be so loud? The look on Koenma’s face was one of mild annoyance- at first. Kuwabara’s misinterpretation of the situation gave him an idea- an awful idea. If Kuwabara is really as gullible as everyone thinks he is, tricking him could potentially promise hours of entertainment on an otherwise boring day in the Human World.

“That’s right!” He exclaimed, offering the talking-pompadour a grin. “Kuwabara, I would like you to assume Yusuke’s duties as spirit detective from this day forward. What do you say? Think you can handle it?”

#carrottoppedhero #I have spoken;

//drops a slice of ham onto your face

○ - ”H-Hey hey HEY! When I said my face is my meal ticket, this is not at all what I meant!”

#Grey Faces;#Information Desk;

mylittlebookofquotes

Dead people receive more flowers than the living ones because the regret is stronger than gratitude.

Anne Frank (via mylittlebookofquotes)

#Thoughts;

I’ve got a masters degree in being ignored.

[Meme]

○ - ”Hm, there aren’t a lot of job openings in that field right now I’m afraid. It’s in pretty high demand after all. Why not take up Basket Weaving?”

#toughnottiny #Information Desk;#(hello!)

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Reblog with your muses BROKEN face

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#Perfection;#Meme;

❛ you're hiding something from me. ❜

[Meme]

○ - Koenma loudly cleared his throat. Was it suddenly really warm in here? Or had someone opened a portal to hell again Sensui?

“It’s not that we’re hiding anything per say. It’s just.. well, the identity of Hiei’s sister is confidential information. Yeah, that’s it! It’s safely tucked away between endless volumes of Spirit World intelligence and you need clearance to view /those/ files!”

Ah, cushy authority- Works. Every. Time.

#koeii #Information Desk;

Bonks him on the head, because Keiko has no fear of otherworldly rulers. "YOU'RE HIDING SOMETHING FROM ME."

[Meme]

○ - If there existed one mortal being that could strike the prince of the Spirit World and get away with it, it was Keiko Yukimura.

“Alright, alright! Yusuke didn’t want me to tell you this, but he said he wishes you’d go back to wearing the white panties! Seriously, you kids and your undergarments! It’s like eternal summer camp down here! Next, you’ll be sticking each other’s hands in warm water and skinny dipping for dad’s sake!”

#Keikobofetada #Information Desk;

❤ Happy late as all heck Munday!

❤❤❤❤❤ My milkshakes! #nofilters #allnatural

#Pacifier Out;

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"I have fought all your battles for you, just as you asked me."

[Meme]

○ - Koenma frowned, unable to ignore Shinobu’s questionable tone. His brows furrowed in scrutiny- Something’s wrong here.

“I’m not gonna lie, Shinobu. When you say it like that, it sure makes me sound like some kind of monster…”

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The teen’s voice is dry and broken with the harsh drought of betrayal; his movements hollow, like a husk blowing in the wind with no spirit to pilot it. His words are a faraway haze in his own mind and he’s watching himself say them from across the hall.

“You knew, didn’t you. You knew the whole time.”

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○ -The Reikai prince was silent, unable to muster up the appropriate words to remedy this bitter conjuncture. The way the detective appeared before him tonight was the likes of which he’d never seen. A broken thing, a mind torn asunder by intense shock and horror. Koenma sighed deeply. He’d only done what he felt best as always, and that was to send in Shinobu.

As always.

“You… weren’t supposed to see that,” Was all he could say in reply, a severe expression overshadowing his countenance like a storm cloud swallowing whole a clear sky. “Shinobu, you took human lives tonight. Surely they were wicked- the scum of the Earth even! But you were not to judge them so brutally, I’m sure you understand that.”

#seikouki7 #I have spoken;

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Ask Memes;; Tumblr Post Edition

And then Satan said “put the alphabet in math”.

Sometimes I think I’m sassy and then I realise I’m just too sarcastic and borderline mean.

Do my dark undereye circles and unwashed hair turn you on?

I love sunglasses! Am I looking at that tree? Am I looking at your dick? Who knows!

This is the police, open up, tell me about yourself, don’t be afraid.

Raise your hand if you’re a lil’ bit of an asshole.

Why don’t people do random nice things for me? You know, send me a message, draw me, paint me, send me three hundred thousand dollars.

I am three years behind on math homework.

I don’t like your clothes; take them off.

What if you start making car alarm noises when people you don’t like touch you?

Hey, is your girlfriend seeing anyone?

I get butterflies when I think about myself.

When you see a good body and you just can’t think of a good pun. IT’s dev-ass-tating.

Umm… hi. My friend wanted to know if you think I’m hot.

To quote Hamlet, act three, scene three, line ninety two, “no.”

I never run voluntarily so if you see me running, you should probably run too because something must be coming.

I’ve got a masters degree in being ignored.

I will do a lot of things, but admitting to my mum that I’m cold after she told me to bring a jacket isn’t one of them.

Dads are either too nice or assholes; there’s no in between.

On a scale of fake pockets to nachos, how good is your idea?

I’m alive, but only ironically.

I’ve been in a bad mood since two thousand and seven.

No, you’re not as funny as me. Stop trying.

Just suck my dick, bro. I said no homo like, five times.

I love it when people try to hurt my feelings because I don’t have any.

-sighs- Why am I better than everyone?

I don’t trust people who can look good with messy hair.

If my jokes offend you - one; I’m sorry. Two; it won’t happen again. Three; one and two are lies. Four; you’re a pussy.

If I go to hell, I’m just going to torture everyone by continually asking if it’s hot in here of if it’s just me.

My love is like a candle; if you forget me, I will burn your fucking house down.

Let’s play a game called “Guess My Sexuality”.

I’m angry and quite offended that you don’t have a crush on me.

Are you from Europe because europiece of shit.

#Meme;

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