[the-wavesinger]

it does make me sick to see everyone hugging hart and stopping to talk to him. like you literally have no obligation to do that. you could've just shaken his hand and moved on. they really are all rotten to the core.

[narrativeenjoyer69]

damn i guess we'll never know

[croszukis]

marty

[croszukis]

oh but torts can’t win a cup without martin st louis

[yabagofmilfs]

the evil has been defeated by a very slightly less evil. now we can move on knowing that piece of shit had the worst stanley cup final performance of all time. may the entire vgk organization burn in hell.

[todomecarga]

I know it’s not good to laugh at anyone’s misery (unless it’s Israel or Zios), but it’s Carter Hart’s misery!

He was crying, because he is the worst in finals history.

In a world where evil is successfully committed and rewarded, this little evil was thwarted. At least for a little while.

He will probably become the next US president, but today, he is in tears.

And I will drink to that.

[queerasbuck]

"Carter Hart in tears" FUCKING GOOD!!!!!!! I HOPE THE HUMILIATION OF THIS STINGS FOREVER!!!!

[tawnyow-l]

[nuge]

how it feels after v*gas lost and their goalie set the record for the worst scp final performance in the history of nhl ever:

[sunshine-gumdrop]

A hardworking team finally got rewarded. Evil is defeated. That's a summer I can be happy.

Also, somewhere Nathan MacKinnon is probably staring into the middle distance while eating a perfectly measured portion of chickpeas and wondering how the universe allowed Carolina to win before Colorado got another shot.

[nuge]

CRY MORE

[hotts4watts]

[etheltempest]

canes you are 13% forgiven for killing the habs

[hischowza]

seeing carter hart cry after costing his team the cup really is the highlight of my year

[tawnyow-l]

Normally the worst part of the cup is having to see the Sad losing goalie but

NOT THIS YEAR BABY SHOW ME HIM CRYING AGAIN

[etheltempest]

[etheltempest]

so who's ready for the 2027 sharks vs habs stanley cup final

[todomecarga]

I mean, I know it will happen eventually. But every expert keeps saying we have quite a few more years of the most boring hockey waiting for us.

Thing is, according to those same experts, the habs were not supposed to even go as far as they did this year. But they did. So, who knows.

[habsmyheart]

dads with insane lore are a common occurrence, the habs even have one

[moon-honey-31]

enough h*ated r*valry stuff glides under my boat that i start to gather snippets of information about the fandom, and by far my favorite recurring bit is that they seem to be trying by any means possible to avoid admitting ilya is based on alex ovechkin bc 1) they think he's ugly 2) they think he's not good at hockey and 3) they don't like his politics

look at him. look at your god and squirm. you're in love with alex ovechkin and no amount of mental gymnastics can wriggle you out that

[enbaluka-tokyo-drift]

Literally just a drop in the ocean, with countless thousands of other similar examples, but it still makes my blood boil

[captain-price-returns]

lmao

[sidsthekid]

this moment in pens history will stay rent free in my mind forever but

mostly for this…for them…