Tiny Tiny Life

Early 30's. Geospatial grunt, amphibian and palaeontology enthusiast, amateur sculptor, fool. Existing?

[toenzy]

Not sure how many of y’all will be interested, but every week (seasonally) I go on a Toad Patrol for the charity Froglife.

Here’s a bucket full of horny toads; the full count at the end of tonight was 126!

[normystical]

wedding dresses are white specifically so that if the bride goes axe-crazy you can rest assured you will see the blood stains all over her and it'll be sick as fuck

[teathattast]

[kumkaniudaku]

And then you can’t even say shit about bc people start trying to put you in a jacket and shit. Like omg it’s so strict???

[epilepticsaints]

[the-sofa-king-awesome]

the tags on this post do not disappoint

[keibay]

Piece by Piece ....

[commissions]

[lspark]

[dark-magician-girl-meets-world]

Me: I don't know. I just don't think there's much comedic potential to the idea of a "pizza samurai"

PIzza Samurai, entering physical existence due to the sheer willpower which I still spend thinking about him: I will defeat you with my New York Style martial arts Pepperōnin, also real now: Prepare to get sliced

[filmnoirsbian]

I love getting unaccompanied minors (kids flying alone) who so clearly just. Don't want to be here lol. Sometimes I get to know a little of their story, like their parents are divorced, or a family member died and they're heading to the funeral, but usually they just don't want to talk about it and that's fine. But I always treat the flight like it's a challenge to make them smile. I offer them snacks and soda but that's never enough, that's whatever, they could get those from an airport vending machine. Chump change. So then I tell the worst jokes. Just the most embarrassing, kindergarten teacher, annoying dad jokes you can think of. And those always get a groan, or a "Seriously??" And that's my in! Now I can say "Why, what's your idea of a good joke? No, come on hotshot, make your best joke, let's see it." And they hem and they haw but of course they eventually tell me their very best joke because kids are little competitive comedy goldmines. And it's always super funny, so I laugh, and that's where they slip up. Because you know what you almost always do when your joke successfully makes someone laugh? You smile. And I'm like. Gotcha. Rookie move. Now you're going to end up having a good time in spite of yourself. I win.

[filmnoirsbian]

Did this with an 11yo u.m. today and he said "What did the ghost say to the other ghost?" And I said "What?" "Nothing. Ghosts aren't real."

[filmnoirsbian]

I'm literally a flight attendant, offering snacks and drinks is my job

[this-is-a-name-dont-worry]

gshsjb

[innerchildabortionclinic]

#aborted

[muzantropic]

Gutovsky High-Speed ​​Tram Station (formerly Oktyabrskaya) Kryvoy Rog, Ukraine

Architect: Unknown Year of construction: 1986

[resident-idiot-simp]

[mutationgirl]

you are just cranky because i took something imperceptible from you and you cannot recall it in its absence but you feel the edges of it anyway

[toenzy]

I want to sing.

why can't I just sing and that be enough?

[nevver]

“He is always on the brink of suicide … because he seeks salvation through the routine formulas suggested to him by the society in which he lives.” — Umberto Eco on Charlie Brown

[ilcontephotography]

Snaidero Office Building, by Angelo Mangiarotti (1978).

Majano (Udine), Italy.

© Roberto Conte (2024)

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[sweetsweetemo]

MAKE HER TALLER THAN HIM. NOW