majoring in blue

we all cant be something new but we all can be something good

[grace--upon--grace]

@alex.svd.

[schmergo]

Contrary to popular stereotypes associated with fanfiction, I have never written a sex scene, but I did once write a scene in which Voldemort went on a blind date with someone he met on the internet, but it turned out to be Harry Potter catfishing him, so I’m not sure what’s worse

[shitty-check-please-aus]

I once wrote a story where Willy Wonka was the true villain behind the dementor attacks because he knew that would increase chocolate sales

[parakeet]

{this user wants you to toss them their keys}

[parakeet]

{This user thought you said printer}

[splattox]

By the way, a cautionary tale

If you find a bunch of bones that are A: untouched and B: supernaturally clean, there is definitely a reason for both of those things. Sometimes that reason is ants. Sometimes those ants are fire ants. Sometimes those fire ants have made a nest over the entire three meter area around those bones

[nonbinary-entomologist]

Sounds like someone had an adventure with fire ants

[okayysophia]

Um….

[cleothegoldfish]

I’m shook

[zenyattasperceptrons]

https://twitter.com/beyoncefan666/status/756456456031985664

http://advo.ninja/backdating-posts/

https://www.quora.com/Can-we-backdate-posts-on-Twitter

what the fuck

[naturaekos]

Keep the faith…that the best is yet to come. Keep the faith that the next extraordinary version of you is being crafted even now…that nothing can deter you from keeping your commitment to achieving your goals set for today…that you can better your best! Keep the faith. Move forward in spite of your fears and despite any evidence to the contrary. Believe that IT’S POSSIBLE!!

Les Brown (via naturaekos)

[naturaekos]

“When adults say, “Teenagers think they are invincible” with that sly, stupid smile on their faces, they don’t know how right they are. We need never be hopeless, because we can never be irreparably broken. We think that we are invincible because we are. We cannot be born, and we cannot die. Like all energy, we can only change shapes and sizes and manifestations. They forget that when they get old. They get scared of losing and failing. But that part of us greater than the sum of our parts cannot begin and cannot end, and so it cannot fail.”

John Green, Looking for Alaska (via naturaekos)

[buffonia]

    television aesthetics: Parks and Recreation “If you want something badly, you just gotta believe it’s gonna work out.”

[pottersource]

New York is considerably more interesting that I expected.

[pleatedjeans]

[dexfiles]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[gennyescsecsemo]

[sofasofia]

Recent SU twitter stuff!

[kittynoct]

i saw kakashi in accounting class

[kittynoct]

i legit overheard this when i was in class

kakashi: (muffled voice) how do i save my file teacher: what? i cant hear you kakashi: (takes off mask) how do i save my file

[salenathesource]

Who is kakashi

[kittynoct]

kakashi from accounting class

[toeronto]

Anime girl: *gets bumped into*

Anime girl: UwyyaAAAAH?? WAAAH U WAAAH *boobs bouncing furiously* Nyaaaah! Waaaah! Uwaaaaa! *falls on top of the male protagonist in slow motion* Wawawaaah! *skirt flies up exposing underwear* Haaaaaa! Waaaah! Uwaawawa! *knocks down an entire shelf of condensed milk and gets soaked* IiyaaaaAAaaanyanyaaaa! *boobs squish against the protagonist's face with a cheesy sound effect* UwaaaAAAAAAAH! *blushes*