toilet haikus

an online compilation of toilet haikus haipoo noun (hī·pü): a poem that follows the syllabic format of a traditional haiku, composed while on the toilet click here to submit your original work for consideration

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toileters rejoice;

in honor of our birthday

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On the farm

squatting in the plants

look out for poison ivy

on my poopy butt

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Dan Cooper - haipoo #1

I drop the kids at the pool -  It is swimming time -  But, lo, they bought their fat friend

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Lunch Break Blues

Domino's Pizza:

What did I do to deserve

This hell thou hast wrought?

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Tornado alley

Is just another name for

My windy butthole.

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Temple Run

I've set a high score

This boring game on my phone's

Only fun while I poop

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Handicap empty

Safe to stretch - oh, the leg room!

Butthole enlightened

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Widowmaker

Oh, Red October Can’t flex with these depth charges Check these torpedoes

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Wet Exit

Swimmer in next stall

Aquatic poop: caution, wet

Synchronized diving

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musically inspired

No androids in here

Lies? Check out this deck's dookies

Soft-machined man

(inspired by: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQTW7Pd1vqc)

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Fracktivist's Lament

Gaseous Explosion:

My neighbor started fracking.

Polluted water.

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South Poo

A man once took the

Biggest crap ever taken;

Thus, Bono was born

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Two Scoops

Forty-five minutes

For bran to go in one hole

And out another

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Relieve Oneself

elbows pressed on knees

fists clenched, knuckles white, face red

squeeze, squeeze... breathe. Relief.

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Namaste

Practicing yoga

Aligns my chakras/colon

Peace in soul and hole

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Creative dump

Whilst reading hai-poos Oh no, I feel one coming Inspirational

[Source via http://marsistheredone.tumblr.com/]

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Elaine Benes

A realization...

Listen, I'm in a bind here

Can you spare a square?