ill get into real posting in a sec i need to deliver new hcs for the modern au tho 🙏
on the academic team at welton. he plays jv and is not great at it but damn does he try
spiritual connection to jeff buckley. the other poets are only mostly worried esp since he doesnt know how to swim
fucks around with his schedule so hard he ends up taking keatings three times in one year on top of also being his ta
has never climbed a tree ever
knows how to tie his shoes like, in theory
major gleek. dragged todd into it
absolutely cannot cannot cannot drive. do not trust him with it. he can get himself to school and back and only just barely.
considers himself Artsy and Pretentious. listens to dua lipa
last true high school shakespearian scholar
holder of the groups dab pen 🙏
has a cat that charlie swears up and down looks like tom cruise. no one else sees it.
watches the princess bride once a week
favorite author is ray bradbury
only one in the friend group who likes the great gatsby and it genuinely pains him to this day the extent he believes the others are misunderstanding it
secret lana del ray listener
unfortunate addiction to toaster strudels. school supplies $20 new books $70 toaster strudels $898759 gifts for friends $30 someone whos good at budgeting please help
#1 shenanigans getter-up-to. a real ne'er-do-well.
will do anything if he thinks itll be fun enough. starring in the school play w neil? sure. breaking into the local middle school? absolutely. helping film a music video for one of pitts' fave bands at 8pm cause hes the only one w a video camera? whatever dude just give him a heads up to put pants on
probably genderfluid but he has a job so he doesnt really care (<jobless loser tho)
hes actually native and not racist. trust im native and im literally him
wears the same busted ass pair of doc martens every day. theres a hole in both of them. theyre covered in what is either red paint or blood. the laces are in complete disrepair. theyre so so scuffed. he loves them
#gorewhore. #horrorfanatic. #fangs. absolutely loves horror movies, the freakier the better
takes naps like its his fucking job.
takes ap classes for fun. everyone hates him for this
has a deeply held suspicion that charlie may have actually boned his mom but it hurts too much to think about
tried so hard to be a twitch streamer when he was 12 and charlie will never let it go
tries every year to show charlie either 1. lord of the rings 2. dune and it never ever works.
made a tiktok recipe for a friend hang out once (1) and now he has to make it every time for threat of tears from charlie and neil
babysits for extra cash. teaches the kids how to swear
had braces from 7th grade to 11th grade
isnt allowed to eat white bread
gets sunburns in the shade
has seen all the human centipede movies. thinks the first one is great but the second one is just awful.
plays crazy amounts of dating sims and visual novels and shit. steam account is literally radioactive
gets yelled at for wearing airpods in class once a day
only one brave enough to eat school lunch
secret soft spot for romcoms. dude just wants love
massive crush on natasha richardson he misses her every day
likes the star wars sequels. even ep 9.
keeps a shaved head (after he accidentally set his hair on fire)
totaled his car. was still bought a new one
has walked into hotels just to abuse the complimentary waffle machines
scared of the rock bottom episode of spongebob
big spongebob watcher in general
also a big stranger things watcher
lowkey if its a basic tv show hes watchin it. knox is helping to bring down the average media literacy rate of the world singlehandedly
obsessed with romcoms. especially terrible ones.
kiss me by sixpence none the richer can make him cry if you time it just right
would lose his head were it not attached to his body
certainly the prettiest crayon in the box, if not the sharpest
probably dyslexic but we'll never know