Sweerrvvv

I'd stop drinking, but I'm afraid the cumulative hangover would LITERALLY kill me...

[kushandwizdom]

[the-guns-4th-reich-deactivated2]

[rapefugee]

[queerist]

I AM AT MY FUCKING CAPACITY

[unfaggy]

y'all

[mrv3000]

Imagining a story in your head:

Writing down the story:

[justkeepdriving94]

As a writer, I can confirm this.

[alisayamin]

Thank you for the visual aid of every story I ever wrote

[arabwife]

me: *is overwhelmed by things i absolutely have the time to do*

[tokenblackgay]

[tokenblackgay]

Follow me on Insta

@Martialf_lawless

[britneysbaldhead-deactivated201]

me in hell waiting for all my friends to die

[tokenblackgay]

heart: treat yo self

bank account: please dear god do not do that

[floozys-deactivated20180908]

*someone asks me to do something in my job, where i am paid to do things*

[guy]

when u see a stranger with a nice butt in public

[topherchris]

😍💖😘

[teriyagii-deactivated20181220]

WHAT THE F UCK IS TH IS

[smaug-official]

You’re all going to get taken out by the KGB 

[alegbra-deactivated20150724]

do you solemnly swear to stay in your lane, your whole lane, and nothing but your lane

[paintdeath]

I am sCREaMING

[zackisontumblr]

when you don’t get a text back but they post on social media

[beewatch-deactivated20200725]

me: can i go to the bathroom?

teacher: i don’t know. can you?

she’s got me. i haven’t evolved a standard animal digestive system. i continue to photosynthesize my energy

[animatedmovie-deactivated201709]

me reading mythology: stop being mean to medusa she’s just tryna protect herself from men :/

[kimbasprite]