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Ezra Salvatore is the son of Zach Salvatore and the distant nephew of Stefan and Damon Salvatore.

[tokenhxman]

STARTER CALL

Just for short starters.

[persephonememes]

trigger warners: death ( mentions of loss of sister )

❛ Sweetie, it’s four o'clock in the morning, what are you doing? ❜

❛ You’re bleeding. ❜

❛ I don’t understand why magic can’t fix this. ❜

❛ It’s not like we haven’t cheated death before. I don’t understand why this time isn’t any different. ❜

❛ There’s other magic, magic that we’ve used before. ❜

❛ How can we ever understand that? ❜

❛ I’m so sorry for your lost. ❜

❛ Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Damnit! ❜

❛ I don’t see her anywhere. ❜

❛ You gotta be more careful. ❜

❛ Honey, what are you doing? ❜

❛ But you don’t clean. You hate cleaning. ❜

❛ I know. But it’s better than falling apart, right? ❜

❛ I don’t want to do this anymore, okay? It’s over! ❜

❛ How am I? Are you kidding? ❜

❛ I meant… How are you holding up? ❜

❛ Not very well. I’m a little… lost. ❜

❛ Why didn’t you come before when I called after…? ❜

❛ You were busy? ❜

❛ Oh, of course you were, that makes sense. Is she okay? ❜

❛ I’m not allow to tell you now, just like you’re not allow to see her. At least not for a while, anyway. ❜

❛ But if there’s one thing you learned over the last three years it’s that there’s always a reason for everything. ❜

❛ I’m not angry. I am pissed off! ❜

❛ Don’t you understand? You healed the wrong sister! ❜

❛ Just tell me one thing. Are you insane or are you just plain stupid? ❜

❛ What the hell is the matter with you?! ❜

❛ You were trying to get yourself killed, which is what this family does best is get killed. ❜

❛ I can not handle anything right now and I certainly cannot handle losing another sister. ❜

❛ What’s going on? ❜

❛ And I thought my family was screwed up. ❜

❛ Yeah, I’m angry, um, I’m confused, and you know what, this, this is just crazy! ❜

❛ It’s kind of hard to heal myself when I’m knocked out. ❜

❛ Let’s not forget that little surprise. ❜

[tokenhxman]

I can’t get into any of my old accounts but I really don’t want to make a new account because I’ll lose access to this editor and have to see “for you” every time I refresh the dash.

[lunememes]

🌙   *  ―   𝐀𝐒𝐒𝐀𝐒𝐒𝐈𝐍'𝐒 𝐂𝐑𝐄𝐄𝐃: 𝐕𝐀𝐋𝐇𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐀  ( sentence starters from ubisoft’s 2020 game, assassin’s creed: valhalla. feel free to change pronouns & wording as needed. )

❛ all was dark. there was no sand, there was no sea. no earth nor sky, no grass nor wind. ‘til fire met ice in the gasping void. ❜ ❛ yet from those bones and blood and brains the world was made ❜ ❛ do i now haunt your dreams? do i warm your loins? ❜ ❛ few things would please me more than to kill with this blade. ❜ ❛ i know you would defy me to death, fighting for a glorious end. that i will not allow. ❜ ❛ ____ is no more! that name is dead to this world! ❜ ❛ you move and i take your eyes. you hear me? ❜ ❛ memories of past agonies. of sadness and pain. ❜ ❛ not watching. they were showing you the way forward. your life. your path. what lies before you, and where it ends. ❜ ❛ the gods favour you, ____. they always have. ❜ ❛ you will betray your brother, ____. that is the meaning of your vision. ❜ ❛ that cannot be right. i would never betray ____. he is my brother, my family. ❜ ❛ no, this is wrong. or you misunderstand. that cannot be right. ❜ ❛ you know nothing of my plans and strategies. ❜ ❛ my honor has been stained. until it’s wiped clean, i want nothing else. ❜ ❛ the poison has already polluted our waters. ❜ ❛ do not lead him into the same storm that follows you. ❜ ❛ i have waited too many years for this day. when ____ stands before us, give me the final blow. ❜ ❛ you will have it, ____. you deserve it. ❜ ❛ i cannot fathom his game. he is either a young fool … or deceptively wise. ❜ ❛ from strangers into friends into family. ❜ ❛ in my fog of confusion, you have shown great wisdom and strength and leadership. where you go, ____, i will follow. ❜ ❛ mighty high horse, you’d do the same if you were me. ❜ ❛ any false move and i will snip your heels. ❜ ❛ i have done all i could to help him, ____. the rest is up to you. ❜ ❛ i have seen all i need to. ❜ ❛ i am happy for him. and you as well. you have made something of yourselves here. ❜

[tokenhxman]

Should I Change Ezra's FC to Jack Falahee?

NOOOO!

Yeah, sure.

Voting ended onJul 22, 2023

[tokenhxman]

STARTER CALL

Just for short starters.

[tokenhxman]

Should I Change Ezra's FC to Jack Falahee?

NOOOO!

Yeah, sure.

Voting ended onJul 22, 2023

[tokenhxman]

Should I Change Ezra's FC to Jack Falahee?

NOOOO!

Yeah, sure.

Voting ended onJul 22, 2023

[pawjob]

websites love getting worse its their favourite activity

[goodvibesandmemes]

MISCELLANEOUS MEMES: Random Texts Vol 2 📱  ↳ Please feel free to tweak them etc.

[ Text ] : Wow! What did you do? [ Text ] : I’m serious, [ he / she / they ] just sends me memes, no matter what I say, memes. [ Text ] : I just want to know if you’re OK. That’s all. [ Text ] : Do you speak emoji?  [ Text ] : I made cookies, if that sweetens the pot? [ Text ] : I’m just so busy this weekend is all, I’m planning to binge watch Star Trek [ Text ] : You never listen to me. [ Text ] : Um, [ name ] don’t be mad at me, but I used a Ouija board and I think the spirit world is like… angry??? [ Text ] : You’re not as charming as you think you are. [ Text ] : Where does one even buy an athame? [ Text ] : I bought this thing on amazon, I don’t remember what it’s for, or why, it looks kinda cool though? [ Text ] : Why are you like this? [ Text ] : You’re such a helicopter parent. [ Text ] : You have like 5,000 clovers worth of luck, and here’s me walking around like I smashed a trillion mirrors. [ Text ] : Cute, but no dice. [ Text ] : You need to get home now. It’s an emergency. [ Text ] : Oh my god [ person ] is being such a dick I’ve left [ him / her / them ] on read. [ Text ] : Yeah I’m not coming over to watch you guys have a dick measuring contest, I’ll pass. [ Text ] : Sure, jan 🤔 [ Text ] : Not to be dramatic, but I think I might be a vampire. [ Text ] : I was wondering if you wanted to stay over tonight. [ Text ] : OK, [ name ], promise not to be mad when I tell you this, OK? [ Text ] : I’m going to make this really, really clear: NO FUCKING WAY [ Text ] : Why am I like this? [ Text ] : I just saw a UFO, I swear to god it was right there, hanging in the sky, exactly the way bricks don’t. [ Text ] : How do you sleep at night? [ Text ] : God forbid that I get any of the Cheetos before you gremlins eat them all, GOD. FORBID. [ Text ] : Well this is inconvenient…. 😒 [ Text ] : Hey, how about you get some of that funky rainbow popcorn, and we can snuggle up and watch a movie tonight? [ Text ] : That’s the code word. It’s a code word. Oh my god [ name ] I can’t believe you forgot the code word already! [ Text ] : You know, I could use one of those machiavellian schemes of yours right now… [ Text ] : OH MY GOD, send pictures. [ Text ] : Have you actually been listening to anything I’ve said at all? [ Text ] : What did you just say to me? [ Text ] : I can’t go to jail! I have a [ dog / cat / pet ]! I’m all [ he / she ] has! [ Text ] : You’re a genius [ name ]! I know exactly what I need to do! [ Text ] : Would it be weird if I asked [ him / her / them ] to marry me? idk like I kind of want to, I think that would be… idk nice. [ Text ] : I can’t understand you [ name ] are you drunk? [ Text ] : You can’t just act like it didn’t happen. [ Text ] : Do werewolves prefer chicken or steak? Asking for a friend.

[poohsources]

🐝  *  ―  𝑺𝑷𝑶𝑵𝑮𝑬𝑩𝑶𝑩 𝑺𝑸𝑼𝑨𝑹𝑬𝑷𝑨𝑵𝑻𝑺 𝑺𝑬𝑵𝑻𝑬𝑵𝑪𝑬 𝑺𝑻𝑨𝑹𝑻𝑬𝑹𝑺.

❛  don’t you have to be stupid somewhere else?  ❜ ❛  would you please stop imitating me? it is starting to get very annoying.  ❜ ❛  no one and i mean no one can ever know about this. it’ll be the end of you, it’ll be the end of me. and worst of all, it’ll be the end of me!  ❜ ❛  what doesn’t kill you usually succeeds in the second attempt.  ❜ ❛  well, the way i see it, there are three possibilities: one, you stole it; two, you stole it; or three, you stole it.  ❜ ❛  me, aggressive? how dare you?! maybe you’re right … i command you to help me be a nicer person.  ❜ ❛  come on, [name], join me and we’ll be rich and powerful until i eventually betray you.  ❜ ❛  i thought i was going to steal something. can’t imagine why. so i’m just enjoying this lovely day.  ❜ ❛  you’ll never get what you want if you always let people step on you.  ❜ ❛  [name], baby, i haven’t felt this giddy since the day you agreed to be my wife!  ❜ ❛  i’ll have you know that i stubbed my toe last week and only cried for 20 minutes.  ❜ ❛  quick, [name], without thinking: if you could have anything right now, what would it be?  ❜ ❛  pull up your pants, [name]. we’re going home!  ❜ ❛  can i be excused for the rest of my life?  ❜ ❛  with imagination, you can be anything you want.  ❜ ❛  no one can change a person, but someone can be a reason for that person to change.  ❜ ❛  if you believe in yourself, with a tiny pinch of magic all your dreams can come true.  ❜ ❛  i’m ugly and i’m proud!  ❜ ❛  if i were to die right now in a fiery explosion due to the carelessness of a friend … then it would just be alright.  ❜ ❛  always follow your heart ― unless your heart is bad with directions.  ❜ ❛  well, it may be stupid, but it’s also dumb.  ❜ ❛  you’re a man now, [name], and it’s time you started acting like one.  ❜ ❛  just do what i do when i have problems. SCREAM!  ❜ ❛  yeah, well, i’d hate you even if i didn’t hate you.  ❜ ❛  the inner machinations of my mind are an enigma.  ❜ ❛  knowledge cannot replace friendship.  ❜ ❛  being grown up is boring. besides, i don’t ‘get’ jazz.  ❜ ❛  i guess hibernation is the opposite of beauty sleep.  ❜ ❛  sometimes we have to go deep inside ourselves to solve our problems.  ❜ ❛  dumb people are always blissfully unaware of how dumb they really are.  ❜ ❛  do you have to stand so close? you’re making me claustrophobic.  ❜ ❛  i knew i shouldn’t have gotten out of bed today.  ❜ ❛  too bad that didn’t kill me.  ❜ ❛  oh, why must every eleven minutes of my life be filled with misery? why?  ❜ ❛  wake me up when i care.  ❜ ❛  it’s just a cruel reminder that i’m single and likely to remain that way forever.  ❜ ❛  i might as well sleep for 100 years or so.  ❜ ❛  fortunately, i have enough talent for all of you.  ❜ ❛  please come again. when i’m not working.  ❜ ❛  well, it wouldn’t be the first time you ruined everything.  ❜

[tokenhxman]

[text]: In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that’s cool

▶;; { ask meme - texts from last night meme }↳ eva

[@Ev]: oh god.. 

[@Ev]: don’t tell me anything more.. no

[tokenhxman]

"How many time have I told you to be more careful?”

▶;; { ask meme - sentence memes }↳ eva

           ❝ ———— I’m not made of CHINA, Ev,                             I’ll be ((( OKAY ))). ❞

[urbanmade]

[tokenhxman]

▶;; { banefulbloodstream - eva }

@tokenhxman····· ♡ starter call

                             “You, uh– … you’re not sayin’ anythin’. Does it look                               that bad? It looks bad, doesn’t it?”

            ❝ ———— No, sorry I was just S U P R I S E D, it                    looks different's all. (( SUITS )) you though,                                   you look great. ❞

[banefulbloodstream]

everyone else is doing these lately and they tend to work and i wanna join the party so… give this a LIKE/REBLOG (preferably the latter so i can actually branch out and find new possible rp partners, please) if you are interested in roleplaying with a tvd oc (zach salvatore’s daughter): evangeline “eva” salvatore. she’s was turned into a human-vampire hybrid cause of some fucked up ordeal of being born with vervain lacing her blood due to her momma practically chugging on the stuff while preggers. oh and she’s uncle damon’s #1 fan (╯3╰)

[tokenhxman]

95 Mitch Rapp Teaser Trailer Icons

So I decided to upload my various icons I made of Dylan O’Brien as Mitch Rapp (American Assasin) for Ezra so that y’all can use them. I have several conditions:

Please like/reblog this post if you use them.

Please don’t claim them as your own

Screencap credit to dylan-obrien.com.

Thanks. Oh and enjoy.