I Eat Small Childrens Souls.

My name is Tom & I love pussy, money & weed.

[stability]

i literally can’t stop thinking about this video and i lose it every time

[zamzamafterzina]

Lmfao

[noneeyewithleftyork]

okay everything about this video is absolute gold:

the fact that the guy argues via the puppet the entire time

the music

“let’s discuss the contradiction”

the overuse of the word “camera”

the way the puppet goes from trying to placate the guy to actively arguing against the guy and like turning it around on the guy

“youre consciously making a conscious choice”

the fact that by the end the puppet is basically screaming and the music is just. so loud.

“YOURE BREAKING THE CAMERA” as the video abruptly ends

[hemlockes-key]

for anyone who wants to see more stuff like this, you can probably find clips of it on YouTube. it came from a show called “Wonder Showzen” and it’s responsible for these gems, too:

[2errrrrkkk]

Soap Shopping With Kendrick Lamar & Shaq

[sipthisslow-deactivated20181111]

Lmao how Kendrick was holding the soaps.

[rambunctiousrump]

Stop what you are doing and watch this right fucking now

[ctrlroxy]

LMFAO omg

[36chambers-til-infinity]

[freshprincesubs]

[fuckyeahthenotoriousbig]

[haisies-deactivated20190915]

when you have no monopoly pieces

[kweendestiny]

[kwen-b]

[thefitally-deactivated20170430]

the pink nose kills me

[stankonia]

[necessaryaesthetic]

[nevver]

[headbandlord]

[ismokeregs]

[jesusbruhh]

[patrickjoust]

[mooserattler]

Reblog this picture of me holding a Family Size box of Honey Nut Cheerios? I’d really appreciate it.

[moonblossom]

How can I say no to such a great photo and such a polite request?

[allthelittlebeagles]

i will always support this post

[freshrosemary-deactivated202303]

@mooserattler back on my dash!

[jjflow]

Why isn’t this at a million notes, yet, Dante???

[mooserattler]

I’m not sure. Hey lovely people who have taken me over half way to a cool million! If you’d like to reblog again, I’d love that, if not, I still love you, and hope you’re having a great day. I’m gonna go do some stand up tonight.

[mxmephistopheles]

I kinda love this guy. A+ post.

[dumdolly]

this is so cute

[fuckyeahthenotoriousbig]