still working on my bing-ge theories but i posit: given half a chance, he'd be even more of a pathetic simp for shen qingqiu than bing-mei. yes he'd need some time to warm up to it, and i know bing-mei isn't exactly the poster boy for self-esteem, but the important thing about bing-ge is that he's worse.
this is a man who, on unexpectedly reuniting with an alive version of the evil music teacher who ruined his life, not only allowed him to pet him (while sqq's limbs were in ripping range, c'mon) while going ?? but pivoted so fast to seduction literally the second it occurred to him. bing-ge hated the guy! that's kind of key to his origin story! shizun no good very bad and gets murdered about it! but shizun is nice for 0.2 seconds and suddenly sex is very much on the table
bing-ge is also the man who, after his seduction attempt failed and he got beaten up by bing-mei, turned for a dramatic come with me moment with, again, the suddenly nicer version of his evil teacher. who i cannot stress enough has been nice to him for like one tuesday afternoon, after a lifetime of Not Nice. and bing-ge is ready to run away into the sunset together already. admittedly he's run away into a lot of sunsets with many many women, but rarely has he looked so upset about it. he is shooting his shot with no reflection or apparent hesitation, it is literally his first opportunity to Bond with shen qingqiu for real and he is grabbing it with both hands, like go huge king but also say what now
bing-ge is also the World's Straightest Man with more wives than he's had hot meals, yet he reads like One smutty rpf about him and his old teacher and is like wait, you can DO that? and all of a sudden he is totally on-board with getting hot and heavy. not just with a dude, but with, again, the evil arts teacher who super ruined his life and their grudge has spanned forever but bing-ge is happy to just Forget all of that in exchange for some kissy time??
give him like a month in the newer, sexier shen qingqiu's company and that man is even more sopping wet and clingy than bing-mei. he is the most extreme Luo Binghe of all Luo Binghes and i put it to you that this tendency goes in both directions. his Extreme Danger Do Not Approach meter is filling up at the exact same time as his Desperate Simp bar and yes, he is going to be so weird about it














