Call Me Spruce

an author posting about everything and everything EXCEPT my own writing

[reallyprofoundkryptonite]

yeah

[pzyii]

I made a few snowpiercer (show) edits/amvs as season 4 was coming out that I never posted on here (anywhere?) if people would want to see them... I don't know if anyone follows me for that anymore so I'll tag and see

[nastier-underhand]

PLEASE

[nastier-underhand]

marcellus pye i want you to kidnap me

[77forgottenperson77]

I just wanted to make some post of me rambling about Marcellus and then I saw this 😭

[nastier-underhand]

Marcellus Pye i want to give you 500 years long sloppy

[bubblesthecow]

Watching Star Wars in chronological order is so funny.

Obi-Wan Kenobi really took one look at R2D2 in the middle of the desert and said “No, Luke, I’ve never seen this fucking droid in my life. Looks like a real bitch though. Not that I’d know. This is my first time meeting the asshole.”

No one in that whole franchise was Gatekeep-Gasslight-Girlbossing quite like “Ben” Kenobi, regular human-man.

[gamma-3]

Bish you cannot leave all this glorious commentary in the freakin tags

[kayfabe-is-king]

I cannot stop laughing at the image of Obi-Wan and R2 staring each other down OK Corral style.

[zarohk]

This also fits a fantastic headcanon (from an excellent Vader Lives AU) that the reason R2D2 never told Luke, Leia, or anyone else about the events of episode three was because he could tell that something Anakin heard that day drove him insane, but didn’t know what it was, and so didn’t say anything in case it was like a virus and infected other people.

[skelotan]

I didn't know how to respond to this.

PATREON

[nastier-underhand]

Unless they're already known to you outside of their workplace, employees are not your friends. Hate hate hate customers who assume that because i am friendly we are friends. No. Nope.

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Alexandra Caville gutting a rabbit, in Melanie's hallucinations.

[nastier-underhand]

But Maam i love her

[aflawedfashion]

Melanie Cavill | Snowpiercer 1x06

[nastier-underhand]

Jinju: What are you going to do?

Mel: I'm going to Crush It.

[nastier-underhand]

Hahahdgwiye8wyagw

[reallyprofoundkryptonite]

there’s something particularly alluring to me about this specific promotional work, so I’m working on trying to redraw this in my style. This has actively been in my “to draw list” since I saw it over nine months ago

Going to possibly make Snowpiercer herself be like a snake in his palm with the whole “snake in the grass” nickname Melanie has for him but also “let’s be snakes with papa” aspect of the artwork I wanted to go for

bonus motorbike Snowpiercer I guess

Melanie would be snow - 002 and Alex is 001.5 for the funny reason of them arguing over custody of her idk

[nastier-underhand]

Still anxiously awaiting a real human version of this

[zaprowsdower27]

Just Jewish Things: seeing people refer to something they obsess over as "my roman empire" for literal years before you realize they mean it in the sense of "autistic special interest that they love learning and talking about"

and not, like, "a thing which no longer exists but nevertheless holds a place in my mind akin to the one Moby Dick does for Captain Ahab, an obsession I constantly wonder about what life would be like without and which I blame for three quarters of my problems"

[nastier-underhand]

How Often Do You Think About the Roman Empire? | Know Your Meme

How Often Do You Think About the Roman Empire? also known as Asking My Husband How Often He Thinks About the Roman Empire, refers to a 2023

[roycohn]

there's an old anne rice interview circulating on twitter rn that i remember reading ages ago where she makes a pretty salient point about how submissive men who have bdsm fantasies etc will go to a sex worker and basically order the ala carte version of their fantasy to be performed in real life but women don't really have that same option and certainly not at the same point of availability so they read her horny books instead. and honestly that argument has been in the back of my mind every time people get on their high horses about the popularity of booktok romantasy novels or heated rivalry or whatever the "women are horny and we're upset about that" cultural property du jour is ever since. women, especially straight women, have so few outlets for their sexual desires, especially if they have a partner who doesn't share them, and i will never understand why "someone ELSE'S private sexual fantasy makes me uncomfortable and therefore they should not be allowed to engage with it, even if i am in no way being affected by it or even aware of it at all" is such a popular party line among allegedly progressive young people.

[atinymekanie]

The only issue I genuinely ever take with the romantasy tropes is that often they seem to be utterly nonconsensual on the part of the woman, as she is simply accepting (often with a lot of internal monologue about how she’s scared/concerned/upset about) the man treating her in whatever way his fantasy runs, which usually seems to be very dominance-based.

In this world where women are already subjected to the sexual whims of their male partners and their own desires are often ignored or belittled, I very decidedly don’t wish to read about that exact same thing happening to the FMC. Now, if the FMC is living her best life whilst being subjected to these tropes and shadow-daddy MMCs, then good for her!

I just really wish that the FMC’s pleasure and desires would be centered, rather than just assumed to be submissive and then executed as such without first asking.

So yeah, am I asking to see the kink negotiation scene? Hell yeah, I am.

[nastier-underhand]

@atinymekanie you piss on the poor?

[cinnominbubble]

I miss Septimus Heap

(First time cosplaying her)

@angiesage

[sewer-rat-number-7]

As a lover of pieces of human garbage myself <LJ and Pike are my faves in the whole series> whats ur favourite LJ or Pike moment so far?

Hello! I wish I had a good answer but I have not finished my rewatch yet so all I've seen of LJ and wilfie is their first meeting (which was honestly like two perverts becoming besties in prison). My fav LJ and pike moment so far is when LJ returns to her first class cabin and the very first thing pike offers her is to add to her dick collection.

Wilford is built different and I hate him so much. Every scene where he's manipulating Alex into hating Mel grinds my gears if I'm honest. But so far most specifically the scene where he's like 'you could just not drive the train properly, you could spend more time with her, don't sentence your mum to death pookie <3' I hate him.

[chaos-has-theories]

Map of the Castle, by Mark Zug

[lovelyisadora]

I like to think that marcias first snakeskin shoes were just like. Regular snakeskin not purple. And then they were purple. And then she added fancy stitching or smth. And then buttons. And then the star/moon. And then and then and then and now they're so fucking fancy for absolutely no reason

I like to think her first ever pair were a gift from milo, and also not purple, but it became her thing so she just. never looked back and yeah they just keep getting fancier and fancier

[nastier-underhand]

Marcia giving Marcellus guardianship over Septimus if she should die...