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Tango | She/Her | Professional BizJet Wrangler | Tired Grown Adult | Horse and Bird Parent | Doodles for fun | Icon by CobaltBeam

[anxietyproblem]

[pregnanthudsonwilliams]

not naming names but some of you are so creative and talented it's an honor to have you in my phone

[funstyle]

*cools ur dashboard down*

[segamascott]

[torstherapy]

[blanchebees2]

Dragons don't limit themselves to just maidens

Tip jar

[strangestcase]

(Smugly, confidently) I’m the most fuckable subject in this evil as fuck laboratory

[salmon-slam]

@tomcat-tango

[samtf]

reblog to give a strawberry to the person you reblogged this from

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

You are an adventurer in a generic fantasy world and you use this weapon!

Do you like it?

YES!!!!!

yes

Eh it's okay

No

NO!!!!!!!

Remaining time: 4 hours 14 minutes

[sexyalchemist]

*does a little twirl so my lab coat flares out in a pretty way*

[tomcat-tango]

@salmon-slam

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

me *surrounded by stuffed animals*: i think i need more stuffed animals

[thememedaddy]

[fleshymeatbag]

I'm collecting them like pokemon

[prokopetz]

It's fun when the robot character in the sci-fi show gets cut in half because nobody working on this type of media knows anything about robotics and you never know what you're going to find inside. Green printed circuit boards? Meat and viscera, but like in a weird colour? Just a shitload of goo?

[prokopetz]

I especially like it when the robot appears to have realistic musculature which operates via contraction, suggesting some sort of fluid-driven or shape-memory-based actuation, and then it gets dismembered and a bunch of random gears and sprockets go flying everywhere.

[prokopetz]

You're a sci-fi robot who just got cut in half by the Big Bad (don't worry, you'll get better). What's inside you?

Printed circuit boards (blinking lights optional)

Gears and sprockets

Endless bundles of wire

Some sort of translucent crystal

Meat and viscera in a weird colour

Random geometric shapes

The cut is mirror-smooth, like I was one solid mass of metal

It looks like... car parts?

I'm actually mostly hollow

Just a shitload of milky goo

Other (specify)

Cheese sandwich

Voting ended onJul 13

[teaboot]

I like to think my engineers foresaw the likelihood of my bisection and designed a clean break point with that in mind, leaving a small compartment filled with confetti

[deslizada]

man sometimes friendship really is just "I saw this and knew it would give you psychic damage. please respond with agony" and then they do. and it's great

[aorish]

the traditional british symbol for courage is the lion, an animal which, a careful observer will note, cannot be found there.

[vriskakinnieaynrand]

but with your help we can release several dozen of them onto the streets of birmingham

[zoctopode]

can you imagine being a parent in the pokemon world and your kid comes home with one of those straight up basically human pokemon. i know those motherfuckers can talk.

its morning. i see my childs Throh getting some oj from the fridge. 'morning', i say. he doesnt catch himself in time and says 'morning' back. he freezes and we both stare at each other knowingly. 'throh,' he says, but its too fucking late