Tompoose

I'm Tompoose

[tompoose]

He didn't see a banana until he was 22 years old

[dogpuppy]

I wish I could have heard you sing this… I bet you have a beautiful voice

[depsidase]

[dogpuppy]

[moonimii]

[jadedresearcher]

ngl this is the funniest procedural thing ive made in a while i saw https://genders.wtf/gauntlet/ and realized that the only way it could be better is if it went forever

kinda curious to see what ppl get

[moonimii]

Started reading house of leaves

[animentality]

[gaycop]

jesse is clearly gay bc only lesbians and bisexual women can do this

[sunderwight]

The problem with studying the deep ocean is that humans need light to look at things, the depths of the ocean are extremely dark, and what lives there is accustomed to spending most of its time in that darkness. So when we go down there with submersibles and turn on Big Lights to see, we invariably and dramatically alter what's going on, in the same way that it's generally difficult to observe the natural behaviors of terrestrial animals if you whip out a megaphone and shout HEY GUYS WHAT ARE YOU DOING at them first.

[adizzyninja]

A humble snubnose eelpout on its way to the whale fall buffet when some nearby humans give it a quick, unintrusive study:

[julianova44]

I put this in the comments but feel it needs a reblog- Check out some of Dr Edith Widder’s work on light in the deep sea! Among other things, she used the bioluminescence of stoplight fish to deduce wavelengths which most deep sea animals can’t perceive and used that to create light filters to be able to film with minimal disturbance! And that’s how we got 25 minutes of giant squid footage!!!!

[super-mario-pussy]

you bitches will vote on anything

Who you fucking

slimy stinky sewer man

dry skinny dracula

Voting ended onJul 19

[sport-news-daily]

there are one billion football players in the world.

[spiroagnewfan80]

There is something to be said about how many of us still think sexual submission or femininity is an inherently debasing trait/experience, but I will not say it, because who am I to point these things out?

[ouroborosorder]

boss makes a dollar i make a dime that's why i work at the us mint

[grimeclown]

hi I work at the treasury and my boss really liked this post

[ouroborosorder]

makes it all worth it

[grimeclown]

hi I used to work at the treasury and my boss didnt like this post as much as I thought

[tompoose]

mr stink donuts be like

I was worried someone would figure out why I bought them

[tompoose]

this is how I felt from eating a box of the mountain dew donuts and then wanting to puke

[tompoose]

@spiroagnewfan80 I'm spending some time in Wisconsin right now. there's a gas station/convenience store chain here called Kwik Trip that is running some special brand thing with mountain dew, where they are selling some store exclusive mountain dew donuts

they just kinda taste like a regular donut but kinda lime flavored. the appearance is the strangest thing about them, middling food

[kamil-a]

I NEED A SICKO… im holding out for a sicko till the end of the night ..and hes gotta haha and hes gotta say yess at the window with a look of delight