"the lark song of a guttersnipe . . . "

Tom Hiddleston, and who/whatever the fuck else strikes my warped sense of fancy. NSFW!!

[tomstinkerbell]

'Loki' Costume Designer Tells Us the Secret of Tom Hiddleston's Magic Pants

'Loki' costume designer Christine Wada revealed that Tom Hiddleston's suit pants had even more impressive powers than meets the eye.

I *knew* they were magical pants!!  (Although I kind of think it’s more what’s in them . . . ahem . . .)

[achilleid]

[lisas-stuff-and-junk-deactivate]

People are taking this shit way too seriously.

[tomstinkerbell]

I’m sorry, no one who objects to this should ever MASTURBATE again . . .

[tomstinkerbell]

Can I just say .  .  .

to all two of you who are left following me, how much I love the TVA pants, and him walking towards the camera in them?

How much I love the shots in Lamentis, at about 33:09 or so - dayum, his shoulders look broad!   And also when he’s run ahead a little, and has climbed up on something - the camera practically strokes him from behind, lingeringly and lovingly showing those shoulders again  . . .

And damn, overall, has anyone else noticed how amazing his posture is?  I never thought I’d think that was a sexy trait, but it definitely is!!  He doesn’t SLOUCH - AT ALL.  He almost has a military bearing - his back is always ramrod straight . . .

[bitchevans]

What movie influenced you the most when you were younger?

[the-haven-of-fiction]

I hope that happens for him ❤️

[izhunny]

This is still a problem.

[tomstinkerbell]

I have to confess that, knowing this, if he asked me if I’d seen The Jungle Book, I might have to lie about it, just so he’d watch it with me.

[babyanimalgifs]

A skier encountering a highly territorial lemming on the slopes 

(via)

[coffeeinmybeard]

Angry squeaky toy

[teethagoddess]

[tomstinkerbell]

SO, SO, SO TRUE!!!!

[marvelsocialmedia]

[tomstinkerbell]

I'm sorry, but Doritos is NOT what I want him to give me . . .

[amatasera]

FUCK MY HAND SLIPPED

#nodignity

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[hard-on-for-hiddleston]

[thehiddlestonianobasan]

Lovely Loki/Tom Hiddleston Art by Moliko! <3

[thehumming6ird]

Tom Hiddleston promotes ‘The Pirate Fairy’ at Disney’s D23 Expo, 9th August 2013

And gives another great hug P.s. The knee bend is killing me! (And don’t even get me started on the curtsy!)

[wolfsmom1]

Not to be Rude on Main, but I’m just entranced watching his #teamright slither around in those trousers. 🧐😏

[nuggsmum]

👀👀

[justjoanne242]

I love this look on him. Sleeves rolled up, waistcoat undone, neck all exposed…yum!

[tomstinkerbell]

He has a neck? :)

[the-haven-of-fiction]

The fancy shmancy suits and somber face of a photoshoot are good...

But that smile makes my heart go pitter patter, regardless of what he’s wearing ❤️

[the-haven-of-fiction]

[the-haven-of-fiction]

[the-haven-of-fiction]

[clintfbarton-deactivated2025012]

Tom Hiddleston by David Titlow (2011)

[tomstinkerbell]

I literally stopped scrolling when I saw this, and a very reverently irreverent, “Holy fuck!” fell out of my mouth.

This man is just stunningly gorgeous.

[soluda]

beauty

[maneth985]

Oh my fuck 😍

[lolawashere-deactivated20240904]

ayuki_k: “#TomHiddleston at stage door. #Betrayal”

Tom Hiddleston meeting fans at the stage door of the Harold Pinter Theatre after performing ‘Betrayal’, June 2019.

[bebx]

Tom Hiddleston and Robert Downey Jr. comparing their legs and whose can reach the floor is the purest thing. ever. I love them 😭

[wurwurz]

Tom Hiddleston - Variety’s Actors on Actors (2016).