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“....Ninja.....?” He didn’t seem to understand what you were talking about.
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i want a twin brother so i can kill him and absorb his life essence and live on to become obama
“....Ninja.....?” He didn’t seem to understand what you were talking about.
Captain Falcon popped out behind Greninja and grabbed him by the chest, lifting him off the ground.
"My tiny frog friend, if you think now’s a good time to ask, then go for it! Show that giant orange fire dragon how much you love him, and don’t hold back on your feelings!"
Though he seemed slightly confused his shocked demanor quickly went away when he realized it was Captain Falcon. “H-hey…you were listening….? Ah well it doesn’t matter anyway, Captain…I couldn’t do such a thing I don’t have the heart for it….” He sighed and looked away.
Captain Falcon looked at the frog with a perplexed expression. “Don’t have the heart for it…? That’s not true! You just need to gather up the courage to ask. If you like Charizard, then you should be able to say that to his face!”
The ninja shook his head, only seeming to get more upset. "I-I don't think I could handle facing rejection from him...after all we just started getting along after a few years of bitterment towards each other...."
"You know…now that me and charizard are getting along again…."
"….I wonder if now’s the time for me to ask him….."
Captain Falcon popped out behind Greninja and grabbed him by the chest, lifting him off the ground.
"My tiny frog friend, if you think now’s a good time to ask, then go for it! Show that giant orange fire dragon how much you love him, and don’t hold back on your feelings!"
Though he seemed slightly confused his shocked demanor quickly went away when he realized it was Captain Falcon. "H-hey...you were listening....? Ah well it doesn't matter anyway, Captain...I couldn't do such a thing I don't have the heart for it...." He sighed and looked away.
"You know...now that me and charizard are getting along again...."
"....I wonder if now's the time for me to ask him....."
Luma: *sits on your head before falling asleep*
Greninja blinked a bit. He had been meditating mostly, so when the luma landed on his head he didn't seem to mind at all one bit, still balancing on one leg, and one arm crossed over his chest while the other was straight up against his side. "....."
"The human English language has been much easier to learn then I expected….."
"Have fun understanding the horrors of this world and finally opening your eyes to the acts that have hecked us to this forsaken planet!"
He runs off.
"What the hell…?"
Snake stared at Pac-Man, a quizzical expression on his normally stoic face. Why would he say something like that?
The ninja seemed to be just as surprised as Snake, backing up a bit when Pac-man had came and watching him, in confusion, leave.
"The human English language has been much easier to learn then I expected….."
"Have fun understanding the horrors of this world and finally opening your eyes to the acts that have hecked us to this forsaken planet!"
He runs off.
"....." Greninja took a step back before watching the yellow sphere run off.
"The human English language has been much easier to learn then I expected....."
Event: Doom and Gloom. (Open)
There seemed to be something wrong with Greninja. His usually lighter red eyes were a lot more of a dark blood color. His pupils have an extra thin black ring around them. He was leaning against the wall, looking at the competition "fucking scums...." He mumbled under his breath. "Wait until I rip a new one into one of their heads."
Lord Blumiere finds a diary.
Ninja? What an odd word to utter after angrily snatching the diary away. Slightly puzzled, the count explained, “I apologise, I meant to return it to its owner soon.”
After closer inspection, it occurred to him that he was speaking to a standing and talking frog. And he hoped that whatever was around the ninja frog’s neck wasn’t what he was thinking it would be.
But oh, sweet sweet love. It must be nice for even an anthropomorphic frog to fall in love. Perhaps, just maybe, the stuff “too inappropriate to write down” was referring to…that. He chuckled softly, raising his cape in attempt to hide it from the flustered frog.
"I do hope you are not too offended. Please forgive me." Blumiere briefly bowed his head, low enough that his smirks were hidden from the frog’s sight.
The frog wasn’t fooled easily, he could tell that whoever the person standing in front of him was laughing. “Grrrr….ninja! Greninja!” It looks like he couldn’t speak english, but could understand it. He blushed hotly, his angry look going away into a more embarrassed one. Now you done did it, Bleck. Laughing over some poor fellow who happened to write down love in it’s purest form.
Sex.
'My, my, this frog has quite the temper,' the count thought to himself.
"If you thought I was making fun of you, you are mistaken. I happen to find your story quite…cute."
He went on, “I too am already in love with someone. I understand.” The count wiped the smirk off his face and now bore a more serious expression.
"I profusely apologise once more if I hurt you or made fun of you. It was unintentional," he coaxed. "If it helps, I will not speak a word of this to anyone. I will try to forget about it."
Greninja's embarrassment quickly went away to more of...upset one. Not towards himself but towards Bleck, as if he understood. "Uhm...i-it's okay...." He struggled to speak english without the help of Palutena. Robin was teaching him but he was slowly making process. "I think I uh...understand...you can't...see that person can you?"
Lord Blumiere finds a diary.
"Oh."
"Bleck." His face wrinkled into a sour expression, promptly slamming the book shut with one hand,
"I should return this…" the count decided.
But to whom did this belong?
"Dear Diary, today me and charizard had been hanging out in his room. A lot of stuff happened, some too innapropriate even for me to write down, however we did end up kiss-"
That was all count bleck got to read as Greninja suddenly grabbed the book out of his hands, blushing hotly. “Ninja!!!”
Ninja? What an odd word to utter after angrily snatching the diary away. Slightly puzzled, the count explained, “I apologise, I meant to return it to its owner soon.”
After closer inspection, it occurred to him that he was speaking to a standing and talking frog. And he hoped that whatever was around the ninja frog’s neck wasn’t what he was thinking it would be.
But oh, sweet sweet love. It must be nice for even an anthropomorphic frog to fall in love. Perhaps, just maybe, the stuff “too inappropriate to write down” was referring to…that. He chuckled softly, raising his cape in attempt to hide it from the flustered frog.
"I do hope you are not too offended. Please forgive me." Blumiere briefly bowed his head, low enough that his smirks were hidden from the frog’s sight.
The frog wasn't fooled easily, he could tell that whoever the person standing in front of him was laughing. "Grrrr....ninja! Greninja!" It looks like he couldn't speak english, but could understand it. He blushed hotly, his angry look going away into a more embarrassed one. Now you done did it, Bleck. Laughing over some poor fellow who happened to write down love in it's purest form.
Sex.
Lord Blumiere finds a diary.
"Oh."
"Bleck." His face wrinkled into a sour expression, promptly slamming the book shut with one hand,
"I should return this…" the count decided.
But to whom did this belong?
"Dear Diary, today me and charizard had been hanging out in his room. A lot of stuff happened, some too innapropriate even for me to write down, however we did end up kiss-"
That was all count bleck got to read as Greninja suddenly grabbed the book out of his hands, blushing hotly. "Ninja!!!"
Open RP
"Hmm… I think I do want to sunbathe a little, actually. I went swimming a bit earlier." she admitted.
"You may swim though, if you like. As a frog-like being, I can only assume that you’d prefer to remain wet and cool than dry and hot.".
Greninja sighed a bit. Thank arceus. He then nodded a bit. “Though I wouldn’t mind sunbathing with you, I enjoy the sun’s rays a lot actually~ It always goes well right before a dip in the water.”
"Oh, is that so? Well then, let’s get to it." she chuckled.
Palutena walked over to a chair meant for sunbathing and lowered the back so that it was flat. The goddess decided to lay facing up first, so, she sat down on the chai and laid back, making a pleased sound as she did.
He followed her, setting up a chair next to her and relaxing, laying down on his back and closing his eyes. "I haven't relaxed like this for quite a bit of time..."
coolvillager:
Villager heard the pokemon cry out from the net and paused.”………Ninja? Ninja as in….GRENINJA?” Greninja…is a pokemon. If I catch a pokemon…I can be…a pokemon trainer. Villager’s eyes lit up as he put two and two together.
He tightened his grip on the net. “Well this is a pleasant surprise! So nice of you to….hop on by.” He chuckled at his own bad pun. He just had to make one whenever he caught something new.
"Ya know………I thought a Greninja would be stronger than a butterfly net…..guess this one might just be a weak pokemon. Maybe I should donate you to the museum instead. If I’m going to be a pokemon trainer, I don’t wanna be stuck with some weak-ass ninja wannabe…" Thinking it over he began dragging the net with the poor pokemon back towards the hotel. Maybe he could pawn off the frog for a quick buck.
A failed attempt to summon a dragon, an endless stream of beads, and now this. Catching a fellow Smasher and doing who knows what to that poor frog. That Greninja seemed to be in awful distress, especially how desperate that cry sounded.
"Fire magic might harm the frog…it’s too dangerous…" Zelda thought. But who knows what kind of incident will happen next? Staying out of it and doing nothing sometimes doesn’t help the situation. She would have to observe some more for the time being, just in case it was just a misunderstanding.
Harnessing her magic, she briefly transformed into her disguise, Sheik.
"It’s been a while since I’ve worn this," she whispered to herself. A few beads somehow fell out during the transformation, but the princess in disguise paid no attention.
Continuing to watch the boy and the helpless frog, Sheik hid in the shadows, waiting for the time to strike.
Greninja seemed to let out a few sad croaks. Great, he was either going to be put on display for everyone to laugh and mock at his akwardness, or be this guy's pokemon, fighting hard all day and all night.
Wait did he just call him weak....
Suddenly the boy would hear a rip as Greninja stabbed his water katana through the net. Looks like that made the pokemon pissed. "Greninja!!! Greninja!!!!" Though of course no one could understand him.
Villager silently was in intense concentration on the rare bug nonchalantly fluttering about. It was an Agrias butterfly, one the less common and harder to catch insects around. Trying to be light on his feet, he gripped his bug catching net tightly, inching forward, slowly closing the distance between them when the butterfly stopped and landed. Taking this chance, he leaped forward to take action.
"I GOT YA!!" he yelled, swinging his net down at the same time. Excited, he wanted to make sure he had caught the butterfly when he noticed what the bug actually landed on….
"Huh………looks like i caught someone else along with this guy in my net……..whoops. Too bad the bug will probably sell more than you." He snickered, not appearing to be even a little bit sorry.
"...." He seemed to struggle very quickly, hoping the villager was dumb enough not to recognize him for long.
Regardless he wouldn't let this....this demon spawn catch him. Oh hell no. He would rather die in the firest pit of hell then be this boy's pokemon. So he did what was the most logical thing to do.
Cry out an actually very upsetting help. "Ninja!!!!"
Greninja looked around back and forth, making sure no one was around, before opening up his personal little journal. "Dear Journal..."
(Closed Rp With Charizard)
Greninja was in the training room, beating up on the sandbag with the weird eyes. He didn’t even want to know why it was alive and quite frankly he didn’t care, as it seemed to love getting the crap beat out of it.
"Ninja!" He disappeared, a small puff a smoke left behind, before he revealled in front of the sandbag and kicked it hard, sending it flying way up. He then charged up two water katana in his webbed hands and when the sandbag came back down it was hit again with the water blades, sending it up even further.
Feisty for a battle, Charizard stomped his way into a training room, flying up into the air at the sight of the Sandbag flying upwards. He spread his wings quickly and rushed into the Sandbag, knocking it down to the ground with his tail. He grinned, descending onto the platform. As he landed, he folded his arms and huffed.
He looked at the Sandbag for a moment, and glanced away, at the other Pokémon in the room. "Pretty damn impressive, right?"
Greninja could only smile and shake his head a bit. Charizard was as cocky as ever. "Greninja. Ninja grenin~" "Ninja, greninja ninja."
"You ruined my final blow. You'll pay for that later~" He winked at the fire type, obviously teasing him. "But yes, I guess it was impressive." He then crossed his arms and looked at Charizard, a small blush coming up on his face as he remebered the talk they had last night.
"So how are you today, Charizard? Itching for a battle?"