Joëva the Hufflepuff

patronous DRAGON

[incorrect-slytherin]

he's good

slytherin: stupidpersonsayswhat Gryffindor: huh? slytherin: damn he’s good

[tonksthehufflepunk]

I’m not sure if it’s wrong. I read this as a friendship. That totally describes a friendship between the two houses.

Like at first it starts of as the introverted Gryffindor bumps into the extroverted slytherin and she just spouts it out. “Stupid person say what?” And the gryffindor says “what?” Genuinely confused. And then he laughs. Another scenario happens in class. He raised his hand to answer a question and she whispers “Stupid person say what?” But then Hagrid says “what?” And the two start laughing uncontrollably.

It becomes a greeting between the two of them. Something they always say. The two become best friends.

Then one day she says it and he smiles wickedly. “Huh” he says with a devilish grin. “Damn he’s good” is all she can utter.

[incorrect-slytherin]

I love this

[gay-celestial-being]

the holy trinity

[deanfucker]

headcanon: Cas and Dean fell in love while the angel was rebuilding him and restoring his soul but once Dean surfaced on earth he didn’t remember any of it and Cas has been subtly trying to remind him ever since

[stillmejustnot]

Stop it!

[deanfucker]

like that’s why Cas stands too close and is always staring at him, willing Dean to remember

[soundisawavelikeawaveontheocean]

NOT OKAY.

[scatter-me-in-the-stars-deactiv]

aaaaannd I see it.

[sapphic-cherries]

My feels

[maddstarr-deactivated20210810]

This is a deep pain to my feelings

[parallelworlduniverse]

This hurts beyond measure… and I don’t even ship them romantically!

[destielette]

Dear new Destiel lovers, (and old ones too), may I present to you the most painful Destiel post on this site .

[skarhead]

okay so while i am working on commissions i wanted to share a pet au project i have long thought about

its a sherlock holmes au

set in 1992

in the united states (blasphemous, i know)

in newark, new jersey

sherlock aquillo holmes is a late-20s failed ballerina, drug addict, and (brilliant) PI who lives in a shitty apartment with a lot of keith haring posters

his hot new roommate dr. john watson is a super-liberal gulf war vet and aspiring novelist who works at the local planned parenthood in a strip mall

holmes has an aquamarine house phone that he answers case calls on with a 20ft cord (perfect for pacing as he talks to all-around skeptical woman and local chief of police Lestrade)

sometimes they take a cab to NYC for the Big Cases

and eat lots of shitty food

holmes plays violin…and drums…and bass…and the theramin…and sometimes the kazoo when he wants to annoy watson

Mycroft is a wall street trader who made it Gordon-Gecko big in the eighties

together holmes and watson solve crimes and fall in love

the chilito burrito debuted from taco bell in 1992 <3

[berniesrevolution]

[zanmor]

these ones

[lavendermanna]

oh we can get even more specific than just a list of billionaires:

here are all of the scum who control oil, coal, and natural gas

here are the ones who run the factories

and here are the ones who extract the raw resources that the others need to make it all work

[libertarian-therapist]

23,000 people are reblogging a hit list

[bogleech]

Good.

[eggsyprice]

i love the idea of klaus just… forgetting some of his powers because he’s been so drugged up for 17+ years… like one day he’s just hanging out with diego or something and he just starts to fucking levitate and diego’s like “WHAT THE FUCK???” and klaus just casually asks “what’s the date?” and diego tells him and he just says “ah. i’ve been sober for a month” with absolutely nothing else to say

[witchiestsuggestions]

Chug tea & fight me on the astral plane.

[just-a-skinny-boy]

[jenwunhui]

Harry Potter as a teen comedy…

[themadeye]

Seriously, I will reblog everytime. Whoever did this, I have eternal love for you.

[andythelemon]

THIS IS THE MOST PERFECT THING EVER.

[bixgirl1]

The magic of editing.

(Now someone do this with drarry pls okai thanx bye. 😂😍)

[queercaughtinheadlights-deactiv]

^^^

[why-huffle]

This is beautiful!

[ppdq]

Some Ginny x Luna for HP Rare Fest on LJ! Link to full view

[gay-venclaw]

This is the cutest, greastest thing ever

[agentmoppet]

THIS IS SO CUTE I’M SWEARING SO MUCH BUT I DON’T WANT TO TAINT THIS POST WITH MY FOUL VOCABULARY BUT I REALLY CAN’T DEAL WITH HOW CUTE THIS IS

[inevitablekickline]

Hey Poppy are you okay? Is there anything I can do for you. Cookies maybe?

[edromyheart]

[killedbyanacorn]

[wizard-of-the-cave]

[thenotoriousscuttlecliff]

[queen-scribbles]

[matt-ruins-your-shit]

All great suggestions 

[kryptonians]

[heatandapathy]

This post gets better every time I see it

[sirussly]

(( OOC: Fifth-year quidditch player and ~newly-single Ginny Weasley is online. ))

[mydoctorpotter]

[genderisascam]

[klausgrieves]

I can’t talk to the person I love. Life is hard. Bad things happen. Good people die.

[gregnotgavin]

Two men leave a wedding early

And it’s not sad at all

[haansgruuber]

“When Alan was in his Snape robes and wig walking into the Great Hall, you could almost hear a hush come over the place. He’d sit down at the head table, and I remember looking over one day and seeing something that kind of shattered the entire illusion of the mysteriousness he had. I could just see, sneaking behind his wig and down into his robes, the white wire of some iPod headphones. He was just quietly listening to something, and I started to wonder, what does Alan Rickman as Professor Snape listen to on his iPod? An audiobook? Some Shakespeare? Some classical music? Europop? Some techno beats? I don’t know. I never did ask him, and I wish I had. I’d love to have known.” — Warwick Davis [x]