Cruella: We Live In A Society, Darling - Quill’s Scribbles
So I decided I was going to post new Scribbles and reviews every Sunday, get back into a routine, but the trailer for Disney’s Cruella de Vil movie was released today and it’s so hilariously bad, I simply had to talk about it now.
Now I’m sure the vast majority of you reacted in a similar way when the trailer came out; “Wait, there’s a Cruella de Vil movie?” Yes. Yes there is. I found this out last year because parts of my university campus at Greenwich were shut down for filming. In fact this Cruella de Vil movie has been in development since 2011 as part of Disney’s now forgotten plan of remaking Disney classics from the perspective of the villains, starting with Maleficent starring Angelina Jolie. Of course this was swiftly abandoned when Disney realised they could just straight up remake the classics without putting any thought, effort, or creativity into it.
Then Joker happened. Then it received Oscar buzz. Then it made over a billion dollars at the box office. Then suddenly Cruella was rushed into production.
The Cruella trailer’s naked attempts to imitate Joker on every level, from the cinematography to the pretentious musings of the titular character justifying their immoral actions, is really quite astounding. I knew Disney have been creatively bankrupt for a while now, but this is on a whole other level. Not a single original thought or idea, presented utterly shamelessly. Now some may well accuse Joker of the same thing, citing how director Todd Phillips took influence from Martin Scorsese films like Taxi Driver and The King Of Comedy, but there’s a world of difference between paying homage to something and just straight up copying. Also I’d be remiss if I didn’t point out that Joker is influenced by a film that’s over thirty years old whereas Cruella is ripping off a film that practically came out yesterday.
But it’s not just the fact that the film looks visually similar to Joker. It also possesses the same delusion of grandeur and self importance that Joker had as well. Don’t get me wrong, I really enjoyed Joker, but it did have a tendency to take itself way too seriously, and Cruella seems to be attempting to match that as well, turning her into this ultimate girlboss wanting to make a statement about women in fashion. Like… it’s not that deep, guys. They even try to give the character some undeserved legitimacy by changing her name from Cruella to Estella because apparently Cruella isn’t a very realistic name. You know? Whereas a surname like de Vil or a mansion named Hell Hall is perfectly believable, am I right?
Now before I go on, I just want to preempt the potential pseudo-feminist defences this film is going to get. ‘Oh so it’s okay for a male character like the Joker to have a film like this, but a woman like Cruella can’t.’ No. You can shut that shit down right away. The issue isn’t that the Joker is a man and Cruella is a woman. The issue is that the Joker is an enigmatic character with an interesting philosophy worth exploring, whereas Cruella isn’t and doesn’t. The Joker wants to create anarchy and chaos to prove to Batman and Gotham that the rules of society are a sham. Cruella wants to kill puppies in order to make a fur coat. Do you see how the two don’t compare? She’s not some devious mastermind with a grand plan. She’s just a vain, selfish old woman with a fur fetish.
And please don’t think I’m diminishing Cruella de Vil in any way. I love Cruella de Vil. She’s one of my all time favourite Disney villains, but a big part of her appeal is her simplicity. There’s no nuance to her. No depth. She’s a deliberately shallow person who cares only for her status and appearance. You’re not going to make her more interesting by giving her some tragic backstory because literally no one gives a shit. Once again, like with many of Disney’s movies and TV shows that have been announced recently, I have to ask the question; ‘Who asked for this?’ Is there really any demand to find out the exact circumstances behind why she would want to murder Dalmations? Does anybody care? I may not like Maleficent very much, but credit where it’s due, at least they tried to create something original with that film. With Cruella it looks like they’re copying what worked with Joker without recognising that that film’s style of story and characterisation simply doesn’t fit with Cruella’s. It would be like doing a Dick Dastardly and Muttley movie in the style of Shakespeare’s Macbeth. It just wouldn’t work.
I’ve also heard concerns from people that think Cruella is going to make the character a sympathetic anti-hero, which… no, I think it’s pretty clear from the trailer that Cruella is a villain protagonist. I don’t necessarily think it’s immoral to do a film about Cruella de Vil. What it is is piss your pants funny because Cruella is an over the top, larger than life villain with a simple motivation that doesn’t suit the kind of po-faced, super serious character study that Disney are clearly going for. I don’t think there’s any risk of children wanting to kill puppies after watching the film, just as there was no risk of people wanting to bring down society after watching Joker.
Anyway I can’t wait for the other inevitable villain prequel films Disney have planned. Maybe a film about Ursula as a struggling single mum trying to support her children. Or a film about the whale from Pinocchio who gets picked on by all the other whales because of his gluten deficiency. And of course the tragic tale of Gaston, who suffers from severe PTSD after the war and just wants to settle down with a good, subservient woman for the rest of his…
Oh shit, Disney already did that, didn’t they?