[tony-two-bags]

no! I hate the cubs! how do I uninstall them! they are a trash team! go away!

[joethornton]

↳ mets @ nationals │ 09/20/18 │ gsellman uses the bullpen cart

[trea-zoomzoom-turner]

Adam Duvall was called looking and I have never seen a player look so goddam offended in my entire life

[trea-zoomzoom-turner]

my closer has returned

[scherzersundae]

IN THE BULLPEN CART, NO LESS

[joethornton]

└ 04/24/18 │nationals @ giants

[fpsantangelo]

an update: i did it

[trea-zoomzoom-turner]

Trea: Hey Zim, did you see me steal that bag?

Zim: Yes I did, nice work.

Trea: Alright, good. Thanks, dad.

Trea: Why is everyone staring at me?

Rendon: You just called Zim dad. You said “Thanks, dad.”

Trea: What? No, I didn’t. I said “Thanks, man.”

Zim: Do you see me as a father figure, Trea?

Trea: No. If anything I see you as a bother figure ‘cause you’re always bothering me.

Scherzer: Hey! Show your father some respect!

[trea-zoomzoom-turner]

It’s not that the Nationals have been burdened with major injuries. But they have been plagued by a couple of nagging minor injuries at once. ...

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[gfbaseball]

Bryce Harper breaks his bat and still hits the ball 405 feet for his 8th home run of the season - April 16, 2018

[tony-two-bags]

wtf that was a such a shitty call, it was borderline earlier in the game but that one wasn’t even CLOSE

[anonnatsfan]

[tony-two-bags]

url change alert

baby-im-werth-it --> tony-two-bags

I miss werth but he’s not a nat anymore so I figured a url change was in order. shoutout to @trea-zoomzoom-turner for the suggestion!

[tony-two-bags]

good afternoon, I love anthony rendon!

[tony-two-bags]

wow I love stevenson and the rest of the nats

[tony-two-bags]

75 pitches 52 strikes I love max scherzer

[tony-two-bags]

hi hello it’s baseball-watching time again and I love the nats!

[goldglovetaylor]

nationals pitchers and catchers report to spring training.