TAKE ME TO THE NEAREST STARBUCKS!

Btw where am I? (Remy rp blog)

[wroammin]

Virgil: I did not sleep at all last night.

Patton: You know what they say, if you can’t sleep it’s because someone else is thinking about you.

Virgil: Ha! Who’d be thinking about me at 3AM?

Roman: *panicked silence*

[wroammin]

Virgil: I did not sleep at all last night.

Patton: You know what they say, if you can’t sleep it’s because someone else is thinking about you.

Virgil: Ha! Who’d be thinking about me at 3AM?

Roman: *panicked silence*

[theonlyjelly-iwillput-inmybelly]

Virgil: Deceit? More like d e l e t e

Virgil: *presses ‘delete’ on his keyboard furiously while staring down Deceit*

[chewing-scum]

the boys, as text posts, back at it again

[too-cool-for-sleep]

SOMEONE STOLE MY SHADES! NOW I NEED TO WEAR THE FUCKING CONTACTS AGAIN!

WHICH ONE OF YOU ASSHOLES DID IT?!

[too-cool-for-sleep]

Nevermind I found them !

[too-cool-for-sleep]

SOMEONE STOLE MY SHADES! NOW I NEED TO WEAR THE FUCKING CONTACTS AGAIN!

WHICH ONE OF YOU ASSHOLES DID IT?!

[softestvirgil]

Roman: When I go, I want all the stuff in my brain stored in a giant ship.

Logan: The amount of information in your brain could be stored in a paper airplane.

Roman: Oh, yeah? Well, the amount of information you have, Logan, could be…

Logan: Yeah?

Roman: Uh… It’s less than what I have!

Patton: Ooh, good one, Roman!

[crofters-is-not-falsehood]

Are those tags a challenge Roman?

[crowned-creativity]

Absolutely. I will never hesitate to beat you in a verbal duel!

[crofters-is-not-falsehood]

As I recall, you have never beaten me in a verbal duel. Need I link videos as proof?

[crowned-creativity]

There is nothing that calls for that thank you

[too-cool-for-sleep]

EXCUSE ME?! I WANT A VERBAL DUEL BETWEEN YOU 2!!

[boulevirgeofbrokendreams]

i hate him

[too-cool-for-sleep]

Yeah

Sorry I stole your headphones for like AN HOUR !!

[boulevirgeofbrokendreams]

AN HOUR THAT I NEEDED THEM. WHAT IF I TOOK YOUR FUCKING PHONE ONE DAY FOR AN HOUR. ASK NEXT TIME DIPSHIT

[too-cool-for-sleep]

YOU WEREN’T GONNA GIVE THEM TO ME IF I ASKED FOR THEM !!

[boulevirgeofbrokendreams]

YEAH BUT THEN I WOULDNT BE PISSED OFF OR I COULDVE CONJURED YOU SOME YOU COULDVE CONJURED YOURSELF SOME THERES LITERALLY NO REASON FOR YOU TO TAKE MY DAMN HEADPHONES

I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU BROKE THEN ILL DESTROY YOU

[too-cool-for-sleep]

YOU KNOW I CAN'T CONJURE SHIT !! AND I WANTED TO ASK YOU OR ROMAN BUT YOU 2 WEREN'T IN YOUR ROOMS SO I TOOK YOUR HEADPHONES ! IT FUCKING MAKES SENCE TO ME !

[boulevirgeofbrokendreams]

i hate him

[too-cool-for-sleep]

Yeah

Sorry I stole your headphones for like AN HOUR !!

[boulevirgeofbrokendreams]

AN HOUR THAT I NEEDED THEM. WHAT IF I TOOK YOUR FUCKING PHONE ONE DAY FOR AN HOUR. ASK NEXT TIME DIPSHIT

[too-cool-for-sleep]

YOU WEREN'T GONNA GIVE THEM TO ME IF I ASKED FOR THEM !!

[boulevirgeofbrokendreams]

i hate him

[too-cool-for-sleep]

Yeah

Sorry I stole your headphones for like AN HOUR !!

[smilingwiththeworlddestroyed]

ROMAN with a unicorn themed makeover!

[too-cool-for-sleep]

YOU WANT ME TO HELP YOU WITH THAT?! CUZ I CAN DEFINITELY HELP YOU WITH THAT!! LET ME HELP YOU WITH THAT!

[too-cool-for-sleep]

HA! SUCK IT ! I’M SEEING COCO TOO! HELL YEAH!

[crowned-creativity]

COULD YOU NOT BE SO VOCAL ABOUT OUR MOVIE D- MOVIE UH… HANG OUT?

[too-cool-for-sleep]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN!? You literally posted a conversation with Virgil where HE CALLED IT A DATE ! WHAT THE FUCK?!

[crowned-creativity]

ALRIGHT WELL THERE WAS NO EXCUSE FOR THAT BUT STILL

[too-cool-for-sleep]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN "BUT STILL" YOU CALLED IT A DATE WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO ME! AND THEN YOU FUCKING POSTED THAT CONVERSATION TOO!!

AND WHY THE FUCK DO YOU WANT TO HIDE YOUR RELATIONSHIP SO BADLY ?!?!?!? IF I WOULD BE IN YOUR PLACE I WOULD SCREAM IT IN EVERYBODY'S EARS TILL THEY WOULD PUNCH THE SHIT OUT OF ME!!

[crowned-creativity]

Oh goodness gracious I’ve lost my contacts AGAIN.

NOBODY come to my room today, I will not be camera ready!

[too-cool-for-sleep]

You can borrow a pair from me ! I used to wear them before I got my glasses

[crowned-creativity]

Please! I am in DIRE need!

[boulevirgeofbrokendreams]

dont do it i gotta get a picture first!

[too-cool-for-sleep]

Pff sure go for it

[too-cool-for-sleep]

HA! SUCK IT ! I’M SEEING COCO TOO! HELL YEAH!

[crowned-creativity]

COULD YOU NOT BE SO VOCAL ABOUT OUR MOVIE D- MOVIE UH… HANG OUT?

[too-cool-for-sleep]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN!? You literally posted a conversation with Virgil where HE CALLED IT A DATE ! WHAT THE FUCK?!

[glyssando-deactivated20181206]

Deceit

In

A

Sleeping

Bag

Sliding

Along

The

Floor

Like

An

Actual

Snake

[too-cool-for-sleep]

It's also the cutest fucking thing you've ever seen!

[crowned-creativity]

Oh goodness gracious I’ve lost my contacts AGAIN.

NOBODY come to my room today, I will not be camera ready!

[too-cool-for-sleep]

You can borrow a pair from me ! I used to wear them before I got my glasses

[nonviable-fetus]

Imagine Teacher Logan investing himself into meme culture online and studying it. What started as an effort to relate more to his students in a fun way became him incorporating memes into his teaching style.

For example:

Logan: If Jared, 19, is chilling .76 miles from his bro, because they’re not gay, how many feet would he have to yeet himself to confess his undying love for said bro?

[crofters-is-not-falsehood]

Virgil if this is what I have to do to get Patton to do math, it is happening. Much as I detest it

[too-cool-for-sleep]

Stfu Logan ! MAGIC is the answer to everything !!