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I'm a sander sides editor that you should be beware of, but my drawings are pretty chill they/them Ace Main Blog: @Burningyetbeautifuldaydreams

[the-butterbun]

August the moment he hears there's new recruits

[charlatan-art]

gachiakuta sketches!!

[biggestdumbestduck]

everyone shut up!!! opera’s pajamas have paw pad buttons!!!

[blushingxfae]

My ultimate sexual fantasy is to annoy a man so much that he falls in love with me

[still--kicking]

[ceniberi]

i love poison cookies

[wizard-email]

does plastic surgery biodegrade?

[wizard-email]

like, are future archaeologists just going to have to run the risk of digging up skeletons with massive tits from now on? is that how it's going to be?

[1hellofacookie]

Skeletitties

[1hellofacookie]

Ah shit, the tit slipped

[wizard-email]

should've bought a skeleabra

[thehmn]

Look! I thought of the worst ship ever! I was incredibly uncomfortable while drawing it but my housemate’s horrified face and loud “No!” every time I showed her my progress made it all worth it and I hope you will experience the same joy by exposing unsuspecting victims you love very much to it.

[brainlicking]

Dukeceit Week day 6 - Fire/Philosophy.

It has been zero days since Remus set the mindscape ablaze!

[ID: A comic with four panels, drawn in a cartoonish style. In the first panel, Janus stands in front of window blinds; he is wearing his canon outfit and is colored in yellow, with a small bowler hat floating above his head. In the second panel, Janus is still standing in front of the blinds, but now he is calling out, saying, “I am totally NOT cold right now.” The “not” is written in yellow, indicating that it is a lie. In the third panel, Janus smirks evilly as a huge fiery explosion appears directly beside him. In the fourth panel, the explosion has subsided into flames around the room, and Remus is now crouched beside Janus. Remus is grinning wide with sharp teeth and is colored in green; he is exclaiming, “Not on my fucking watch!” Janus is still smirking, but is looking at Remus now. /End ID]

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[bubble-beetle]

so,,,logan in a skirt

[what-is-love-babey-dont-hurt-me]

Time to pretend I totally didn’t plan this comic right after HIG came out, forgot about it, and then rushed to finish it in two nights for Pats bday :D

Anyways I think these two have a fun friendship.

[yoobtoob]

as a Marcus myself I am proud to announce that I am, in fact, Virgil’s new pet spider—

[lichencoatedboulder]

virgil has canonically said uwu now what do we do now

[rollthewhatever]

he bites

[chronophobica]

I'm bored so I'm gonna summarize each of the sanders sides episodes but badly

[chronophobica]

thomas: meet me! that's the happy me (:D), that's the dramatic me (;P), and that's the serious me (:U)

[chronophobica]

thomas: h

patton: why cant you function you dumb slut

[chronophobica]

thomas: h

virgil: shut up and look at my massive dick

thomas: you're literally me

virgil: yes and???????

[chronophobica]

thomas: look at this cool list of things I'm gonna do this year!

logan, roman, and patton simultaneously: that's bullshit

virgil: sweet party time look at my Massiv-

thomas: shut up put it away

janus, backstage: D:

[chronophobica]

thomas: I wanna talk about disney

roman: yeah!

virgil: me too

roman: unyeah!

[chronophobica]

thomas: guys I was in a Disney show!!!! :D

roman: *has like 3 strokes at once*

logan: also clickbait is Good, Actually

[chronophobica]

thomas: h

patton: FUCK YOU

logan: FUCK YOU

thimas: why dont you just fuck each other and then this problem will be solved jfc

[chronophobica]

patton: be gay do crime

patton: *commits arson*

[chronophobica]

thomas: guys I'm big lonely :(

virgil: so are we bitch you ain't special

[chronophobica]

thomas: guys I dont have a plan for this

logan: LARP time

thomas: what

logan: shut up

[chronophobica]

thomas: okay guys I'm gonna ask you questions

logan: we're literally you, shouldnt you know the answers already

thomas:

thomas: first question

[chronophobica]

roman: I Have Self Worth Issues

thomas: sorry I didnt hear you what was that

roman: I Have Shelf Worm Tissues

[chronophobica]

virgil: FUCK YOU

logan: ID FUCK YOU

virgil: what

logan: what

[chronophobica]

thomas: youtube is dumb

logan and roman: yeah!!!!

patton: bitch you dumb too, get your ass back in clown school

[chronophobica]

thomas: I miss my friends time to hallucinate

virgil: literally just call them im begging you

[chronophobica]

thomas: I wanna be a cartoon

janus, yelling from backstage: get on a plane, break into cartoon network, and harass butch hartman you twink ass simp

thomas: I think I will get on a plane, break into cartoon network, and harass butch hartman because im a twink ass simp

[chronophobica]

thomas: hehe granola go brrrr

logan: u dumbass slut

patton: where the fuck is virgil

roman: idk probably sending dick pics to remus

thomas: who

roman: nothing shut up. bitch

[chronophobica]

thomas: bro where were you

virgil: sending dick pics to remus cuz Obviously none of you wanted them

thomas: bro, I want your dick pics sometimes tho

virgil: bro......

[chronophobica]

thomas: okay we're bros now right

virgil: bitch I'm quirky, #notlikeothergirls

roman: anyway its Queer Eye special edition time step the fuck up kyle

[chronophobica]

thomas: :(((((

virgil: open your mouth!!!! johnny johnny!!!!!!

patton: ahh *from his mouth spill years upons years worth of stale Fruity Pebbles*

logan: close your fucking mouth

[chronophobica]

logan: *gets buried in stale Fruity Pebbles*

roman: you know what a good idea is. call him

virgil: that's a terrible idea you dumb fucking walnut now help me find logan

thomas: oh shit there he is

logan: patton you're a baby bitch

patton: in my entire defense fruity pebbles arent the worst

[chronophobica]

thomas: sleeby sleeby time

roman: WAKE UP WHORE ITS PEAK THIRST HOURS BABEYYYYY.!!!!!!!!

[chronophobica]

thomas: guys Joan's gonna hate me

virgil: have you tried showing them your dick

janus: not yet but I'll add that to the list right under tax fraud

thomas: who the fuck are you

janus: your mom

[chronophobica]

roman: Logan you're a bitch

logan: actually according to my calculations and extensive research uh Fuck You

roman: gladly

logan: wait

[chronophobica]

thomas: logan we made you a jam

logan: THIS IS ALL IVE EVER WANTED OH MY FUCKING GOD. UN-FOLLOW ME RIGHT NOW THIS IS ALL IM GOING TO BE TALKING ABOUT FOR THE NEXT MONTH

roman: I like jam too

thomas: roman with all due respect shut your whore mouth

[chronophobica]

thomas: guys is clown school really what I should be doing with my life

patton: ok Thomas just relax I just need you to close your eyes for a second while we redo the initiation

logan: what ????

patton: *starts chanting in latin*

[chronophobica]

thomas: virgil can we just like. cuddle or something

virgil: shut up its halloween you know what that means

thomas: *sigh* dick pics?

virgil: My Massive Dong Gets WHIPPED

[chronophobica]

thomas: guys look at this cool spicy as hell callback

patton: *slaps it out of his hands* Thomas you are frankly a Disgrace

janus: what the fuck did you just say

patton: I Said What I Said!!!!!!

janus: lovely so in the 5 seconds I have been standing here I have created a 500 slide PowerPoint on why you are, in fact, a dumbass little stinky Bitch

patton: roman tell him off for me!!!!

roman: *crying* off

[chronophobica]

roman: guys I have self esteem issu-

remus: *bitch slaps him into a coma* virgil why have you been ignoring my texts

virgil: cuz you're stinky that's why

logan: everyone calm the fuck down

remus: *slaps logan*

thomas: gasp!

logan: *slaps remus*

thomas: GASP!

[chronophobica]

thomas: hrgh

roman: you're so whiny okay geez I Guess we'll watch frozen *rigs vote*

logan: literally nobody wants to watch frozen

roman: I cant believe you guys are making us watch this *presses play*

logan: stop then??????

roman: what a stupid movie *turns volume up*

logan: jesus lord give me strength

[chronophobica]

thomas: I'm a dumbass whore

roman: yeah

janus: yeah

logan: yeah

patton: hulk smash

janus: I'll hulk smash your ass if you dont shut the fuck up

patton: actually about that

[chronophobica]

thomas: boy spotted

virgil: what do we do

roman, softly but with passion: FUCK

virgil: not helpful but I'll keep that in mind

[chronophobica]

logan: patton I need you to be my bitch

patton: no 💖

virgil: 90s babe come back I miss you so much your so sexy aha. please I'm so sad please pleaespelaseplsepl

roman: Thomas... doesnt give me jam?? Thomas.... ignore me like side character??? thomas is a Cruel and Unjust human and i am going to Scream

thomas: i got u jam

roman: UN-FOLLOW ME RIGHT N

[chronophobica]

logan: thomas move your dumbass I cant wash your damn dishes for you

thomas: nnrrhgrgghhh

remus: logan ily. logan nyah. notice me logan senpai. logan my beloved. uwu. uwu. uw

logan: *reverts back to the citrus scale or some shit*

remus: oh shit babe u kinky or smth?? mwah mwah 😍😍😍

[the-haiku-bot]

logan: thomas move

your dumbass I cant wash your

damn dishes for you

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[witchcraft-in-wonderland]

HAIKU BOT

[chronophobica]

OH MY GOD HAIKU BOT

[quinintheclouds]

Check it

Remember right after the rap battle when Virgil says “that was clearly just a copy of Epic Rap Battles of History,” and Logan responds with that adorable lil “Yes, I was going to point that out…. but I didn’t wanna miss this opportunity.” It makes sense now that I’ve noticed it, but I’d never followed Logan’s line of sight before. 

He looks at Virgil for all of one second in response. “Yes,”

Then halfway through the word “yes,” his gaze shifts and stays in one spot for the rest of the line: directly at Roman.

“I was going to point that out…”

“But I didn’t wanna miss this opportunity”

He’s so darn proud of himself, and whom is he looking to for validation? The Side that loves poetry as much as he does.

He could be smirking at Roman and flaunting the victory, but this… doesn’t really look like that? He just looks… happy. Happy that he decimated Roman in front of everyone, sure, but also happy that he can openly share an interest in something with one of the others. He’s looking right at Roman with glee for his love of poetry. Idk there are definitely other meanings to this but I’m drawing a blank. I just love seeing my boy so genuinely happy and getting to share that <3

[loganberrysanders]

@quinintheclouds​ might I add to this? … Because I agree. Look how happily surprised he is at the notion that Roman might go about securing a date with poetry…

Furthermore..

they do..

seem to share this love..

of besting eachother through rhyming..

… and yes, it is hecking adorable.

@logically-asexual​ @lestroodledoodles​ because I’m sure you two will like this

[stardustlogan]

not to mention this cute exchange where they talk about different types of prosodies!!

[sweet-hibiscus-tea-art-deactiva]

I LOVE THEM I LOVE THEM I LOVE THEM I LOVE THEM I LOVE THEM I LOVE THEM I LOVE THEM I LOVE THEM I LOVE THEM I LOVE THEM I LOVE THEM I LOVE THEM I LOVE THEM I LOVE THEM I LOVE THEM I LOVE THEM I LOVE THEM I LOVE THEM I LOVE THEM I LOVE THEM-

[onthevirgeofdestruction]

i hope we get to see logan be a gay poetry nerd over nico

[storytellerofuntoldlegends]

☝️☝️☝️

[loganslowdown4]

This whole thread is amazing and I have to thank everyone who added to it because this is the best thing I read all year. Logince rights

[what-is-love-babey-dont-hurt-me]

I’m looking back on all my moceit art currently and I’m realizing the pattern I have going on here. This pattern of drawing them with tender head/shoulder touches is absolutely correct though and I will continue it.

[standingonborderline]

# mom Logan