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Micha ~ She/Her ~ 30 ~ ENFP ~ ADHD ~ demisexual 🖤🤍💜Twisted Wonderland: 2BY5FWmQ Obey Me: 2025983240

[princessasmosprincess]

Masterlist:

Charmed, I'm Sure

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 (ongoing) | Cross-posted on AO3

Summary: No human has ever avoided Asmodeus's charm. Except for you.

The Sleepover

Part 1 | Part 2 (completed) | Cross-posted on AO3

Summary: RAD exams are rough, you go to Levi's room for a little comfort.

The Great Celestial War Diptych

Part 1 The Love I Meant To Say | Cross-posted on AO3

Summary: Simeon had always been good with words.

Part 2 Heart Shaped Wreckage | Cross-posted on AO3

Summary: Everything hurt. Asmo woke up not knowing where he was. He eased himself onto his elbows. His body felt numb and aching at the same time. He blinked to clear his vision, but everything stayed dark.

Mermaid Splash

1 2 3 4 5 6 Bonus Chapter (completed) | Cross-posted on AO3

Summary: A retelling of Hans Christian Andersen's The Little Mermaid, featuring Asmodeus x GN MC

The Same Page | Cross-posted on AO3

Summary: When your book falls into the sea, you come face to face with the fascinating merman who retrieves it.

Sunkissed | Cross-posted on AO3

Summary: After a fun day at a Human World beach, the brothers realize they're sunburned.

Namesake | Cross-posted on AO3

Summary: Levi receives an invitation and some surprising news, but can his heart handle it?

The Gift

Summary: On your last night in the Devildom, you give them something to remember you by.

Lucifer | Mammon | Leviathan | Satan | Asmodeus | Beelzebub | Belphegor | Cross-posted on AO3

Headcanons and Drabbles:

Venom

That Bubbly Feeling

Taboo

Carousel

The brothers comforting an MC with difficulty controlling their emotions

MC's child wants to fight Belphie

Falling Asleep

Falling Asleep Dateables ver.

Mermaid Headcanons

Asmo when you're sick

Kiss the Cook (unspecified he/him love interest)

Asmo with a Drag King MC

The Brothers + Solomon at Your Family's Holiday Party

Requests are currently OPEN

I'm currently taking headcanon requests for the brothers and dateables.

*Just not anything NSFW, and the new characters aren't included since I don't know them well enough.

Updated 08/05

[princessasmosprincess]

As of about 3 weeks ago I have a boyfriend, my very first 🥺

I met him on Bumble after a couple pretty horrible matches with other guys and we ended up texting for about a month before meeting in person. It's all very new but he's great! We have a lot in common (he has super nerdy interests, we unknowingly crossed paths bc he used to work in an anime store I've gone to several times) and he is very sweet. All of our dates from the beginning have been many hours long bc we just love to talk about everything.

[pseudonymphomania]

[nineinchmales]

Did you know that um…. (remembers that words are very unnecessary, they can only do harm) …………

[boysaremytoys]

teaching him the consequences of his actions (kissing him for being so cute)

[moviecritc]

OH I LOVE THEM I LOVE THEM SO MUCH

[sacred-portal]

[sandersstudies]

Yesterday I almost cried because my baby cousin ran up to my grandmother and was like. “Ha! Buhbuh ba ha.” And she said okay you want to show me something? And he led her over to the garden patch and crouched down and pointed at rocks and plants and was like. “Ah. Habah ba ah” as she listened attentively.

And I was like that happened 1,000 years ago. Probably 10,000 years ago. Maybe 100,000. The youngest human in a group went to the oldest one and said to the best of their ability “come see.” And the adult went.

[3liza]

this is such a beautiful post it doesn't need my dumb addition, but i can't fit this in the tags. at the archaeological site Dolni Vestonice in the Czech Republic there are a bunch of really really fascinating finds and I'm only going to tell you about one tiny detail of one of the most interesting sites in the world.

at this settlement 20-30,000 years ago there lived a person who appears to have been a sort of sorcerer-grandmother-ceramics artist and her workshop was preserved very well in the sedimentary layers. her hut where she had her kilns was full of little sculptures of animals and people that seem to have been made to explode in the kiln on purpose, we're not sure why but nevermind. the relevant detail is that when you sculpt something with your hands and then fire it, your fingerprints can be preserved in the surface of the clay forever, so we have fingerprints of ancient ceramics artists that have survived for tens of thousands of years. and one of the major artifacts from Dolni Vestonice has a fingerprint on it that is so small it could only have belonged to a child

so this shaman-grandmother-sculptor, who was buried with her pet fox by the way, had children running through her workshop and touching everything she made while she was at her mysterious work of creating the world's oldest ceramics, none of which appear to be bowls, bottles, pots, or any "useful" items at all, but rather a collection of animal and human and sometimes anthropomorphic figures, some of which appear to be self portraits. exactly the same as sandersstudios' grandmother being led to the garden by an excited baby. we've all been the same for 30,000 years.

[kosmogrl]

did anyone else know that if you keep waiting for the right time you’ll end up waiting forever??

[godkillerbrigade]

going to the corner store to get more corners

[shetheyslain]

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

[imjunebitch]

actually fucking disgusting that glasses cost any money like if you actually think about it for more than a few seconds it is so unconscionably inhumane. this goes for things like insulin and mobility aids and hearing aids too ofc but fuck man, fucking glasses? the thing you need to fucking see? its genuinely sickening and inhumanly evil that those cost ANYTHING.

[florenloren]

I don't know how I didn't know this but apparently Erik Satie never had anyone in his apartment for 27 years, like nobody at all, and when he died it was entered, 2 grand pianos were found on top of one another the top one for storage, and like a huge collection of over 100 umbrellas. I find this stuff weird when it's shown to other people, like "Hey look I stacked a piano on a piano!", but the fact that he never told a soul of this makes it so funny. He truly believed the double piano tower (or tower pianissimo if you will) was a good interior design choice. What a great man.

[sydrichie]

[fuckass-bird-blog]

[luetta]

canaries were used in coalmines due to their incredibly hard beaks, they could break through stone as well as any pickaxe

[jirachiki]

Kamisama!