slayer pride parade

ao3 art

[synthetic-ultramarine]

don't go on indeed dot com at 2am they start showing you the job listings for gnomes and talking squirrels

[rooksilver]

THANK YOUUU NEW YORK TIMES

[catboybiologist]

Tapping the sign.

[sabertoothwalrus]

I love when someone is explaining instructions to a group I’m in and they look at me and it reminds them to say something about using preferred names/pronouns or that there’s vegan food options available. I go by my given name/pronouns and I’m not vegan but I’m proud that I can provide this service

[batbetbitbotbut]

[slowspinningredemption]

i was in the supermarket and a guy looked at me and calls over to his wife like "honey what are we having for dinner tonight?" and when she told him he nodded and, still staring directly at my shirt, said "i'll get some garlic bread"

my shirt:

[losingbenni]

ARMAND & LOUIS INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE (2024) | First Look

[lustcannibalism]

you have destroyed and betrayed yourself for a nuanced reason

[json-derulo]

for sale: Baby Shoes Stylish Infant Boy Girl Unisex First Walker Shoes Toddler Walking Crib Shoes Lightweight Non-Slip Sneakers For 6 9 12 18 24 Months Baby Shoes New With Tags New In Box Excellent Condition Never Worn

[fairycosmos]

there’s no specific reason i enjoy my favourite themes in media

[fangs-4-fags]

grinding our bulges together but mine has a higher rating on the mohs hardness scale so when we pull back yours has been ground to nothing

[bucketofcrows]

come on man i was using that

[fangs-4-fags]

sorryyyyyy

[mistressvera]

Bally Gill as Rashid

IWTV - The Vampire Lestat 3.02 "Toledo"

[pansyfemme]

cd has a hole. record has a hole. casette has 2 holes. streaming? zero holes. i think i’ve made my point

[rabioheab-deactivated20200416]

earlier this year 2 boys got expelled from my school for going on a teachers email and sending another teacher an email that says “you’re a disgusting little man” and i laugh about it all the time because imagine opening an email from your coworker and thinking it’s important and then it says that

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[spreadassholesdotorg]

[yorickish-deactivated20250521]

just sent a high-concept email

[mermaidenmystic]

Ampio Orizzonte (Broad Horizon) ~ 1910 ~ Ettore Tito (Italian artist, 1859-1941)

[throathole]

A cum bomb detonated in my fuck canal ✍🏻

[anakipanti]