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Black Sails + 🎵- Professional Pirate, Muppet Treasure Island

#black sails #muppet treasure island #john silver #long john silver #luke arnold #treasure island #i just assumed someone would have already done this #but if they did i couldn’t find it #so here we are #my further descent into madness #tim curry #fan video #my video

🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️Happy Pride! 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈

#black sails #text post #black sails text post #captain flint #james flint #eleanor guthrie #thomas hamilton #miranda hamilton #john silver #long john silver #muldoon #jack rackham #madi black sails #max black sails

#black sails #text post #black sails text post #captain flint #james flint #john silver #long john silver #miranda hamilton #eleanor guthrie #max black sails

aquatransmissaest

shiredwarf

“They’re all trying so hard to convince themselves that they have nothing to be afraid of. How is running gonna change that?”

“What do you suggest?”

I wish I could lock Silver in a room and wheel in a TV like a substitute teacher and play the season 2 flashbacks for him while I peer down my nose through my glasses and observe him, taking notes on a clipboard like he’s a lab rat.

#black sails #if he saw james mcgraw smile flirtatiously in that uniform his head might actually explode scanners-style #john silver #long john silver

joe-spookyy

nobody trusts in flint’s bisexuality. nobody believes in it. But i do. i do.

commodoresays

I feel like I could write a dissertation on this, but I’ll try to be succinct. This show excels at giving just not quite enough information for you to concretely fill in a lot of blanks, so it’s peculiar to me when people want to discount some of the only concrete things it does tell you.

In this case, we know for a fact that James and Miranda have a sexual and romantic relationship that predates his with Thomas. And that it continues 10+ years later, no matter how twisted and burdened their love gets by tragedy and grief. And to my reckoning, there a million reasons for James McGraw not to start such a relationship with her and not a whole lot of good ones for him to start one unless he, you know, just wants to.

Exhibits A-D: the face of a guy who’s into it

Exhibit E: the face of a guy who’s still into it a decade later

And Exhibit F: the face of a woman who knows he’s still into it, right before saying she was hoping to have him all to herself, and I don’t think she meant for help with the washing up

#black sails #it’s wild how much people want to shove one of the most interesting characters on the show off to the side #and diminish her importance #no matter how much the show puts it front and center #also have you not seen how he stands on the ship’s stairs??#james flint #captain flint #miranda hamilton #flintmiranda #flinthamiltons

orpheuslament

im the person they keep adding gratuitous & unnecessary violence & sex in movies for. im running every studio executive ragged asking for even more cock & gore in cinema they simply cant keep up

findsilver

“Well, I’ve heard of him myself, in England,” said the doctor. “But the point is, had he money?” “Money!” cried the squire.

— Treasure Island, Part I: The Old Buccaneer, Chapter 6: The Captain’s Papers

stealpeanutbutter

i feel like i do 25% of what an average person does in a day and still it's too much

aquatransmissaest

When I first watched 1x08 a few months ago and Gates turned away to face the door and Flint got that look in his eyes (I mean we all knew what was coming at that point) I just accepted it and went. Well. Sympathies, Hal, but you are in the way. NEEDS MUST. I was obviously sad about the neck snapping and all. But Nassau, baby. Jimmy has a vision. It's disjointed and immature but at least he's trying. Truly did not strike me that there were people out there who did not become ferociously attached to Flint's gore-covered self right from the get-go. You mean to tell me that you saw his shameless theatrical lying, you saw his desperate monomania, you saw him beat a guy to death with his bare hands (and a cannonball) for an audience. And you didn't like him? You saw his utter disdain for every man in sight and then you saw him turn right back around and very sincerely say "They're not animals, Mr. Scott. They're men starved of hope" and you didn't like him? You saw him fall to his knees at Miranda's door. And saw his whole being collapse with relief when she spoke. And you STILL didn't like him? Such is the curious variety of this great and beautiful world

#i was gone from the second he pulled his cunty little scarf down #'wouldn't you agree?' whatever you say beautiful #flint apologist 4eva #i love you hal but you brought that on yourself

So many amazing things happen in this episode, it’s easy for it to get overshadowed, but I’m so fond of Silver’s reaction to seeing the ol’ Flint Special.

#black sails #captain flint #james flint #john silver #long john silver

I love the implication that Katya is playing herself and not just any incredibly method 90s Deborah Vance drag queen. And to be fair, doing incredibly method 90s Deborah Vance drag as like a side gig or a hobby seems like a very Katya thing to do.

#hacks hbo #hacks spoilers #katya zamolodchikova #katya