-I'm going to hell, wanna come?-

[ruinedchildhood]

[ruinedchildhood]

[miiriya]

How to open a bottle using the Scientific Method.

[mtkano-deactivated20210211]

Amazing

[highfunctioninggarbagefire]

Science always blows my mind.

[just-shower-thoughts]

It’s kinda wack that we’re just floating on several kilometres of magma.

[hawlucha]

[sketchyfool]

you forgot this panel

[marveladdicts]

[netbug009]

This seems like an exaggeration until you actually work in fast food.

[ratguzzler-deactivated20181213]

i am tall enough that when i stand up in a public restroom i can see over the top of the stall door and stare myself in the eyes through the mirror reflection. i dislike this because it reminds me that i am in there, and by that i mean both my human body and the public restroom

[ratguzzler-deactivated20181213]

[babyanimalgifs]

A skier encountering a highly territorial lemming on the slopes 

(via)

[anexperimentallife]

Hey, just in case anyone is confused (I mean, we ARE both middle aged white guys with gray beards), this isn't me. This is @effinbirds and I'd have linked to him in my initial post if I'd realized he had a Tumblr. So go follow him on Tumblr AND Twitter, because dude is cool af.

[just-shower-thoughts]

If you take no one’s advice, you are an idiot. If you take everyone’s advice, you are also an idiot.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Potatoes can be enjoyed fried, baked, straight, curly. But your stomach has only had potatoes in the mashed form.

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[socialdistancing]

[toodangmuch]

FINALLY

[anxietyproblem]

[becherdireinen]

Stuck between I don't wanna feel that type of hurt again but I want to feel that type of love again.

[chandlerbings]

quarantine mood

[ducktracy-deactivated20260315]

i finally did it. i finally made a video of some of my favorite spongebob quotes in the whole series. i finally fucking did it