Um.

[softblockwashere-deactivated202]

[keepingupwiththecullens]

Edward: Recent evidence has shown that vampires may not be immune to COVID-19, so you better wear your MASK!

[iknowyouloveme-thanks]

[alphacrone]

i’m going to invent the anti-alexa. she’ll be programmed to ignore everything i ask, play smashmouth at 4 am for no reason, and spy on jeff bezos. 

[alphacrone]

WAIT

[alphacrone]

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[dontmeantobepoliticalbut]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[yuyuuyuyuu-deactivated20230726]

[swore]

[liberalsarecool]

Amy Coney Barrett is beyond tainted.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[fwizard]

customer of the day goes to a lady who was desperate to use every penny of her multiple small gift cards, added a 4 dollar item to get that last dollar out of her last card, and then lost her shit at me because her total was more expensive

[carnival-phantasm]

[cornbread21actual]

take note

[sovietshopaholic]

i love that half of these are just the plant going “please for the love of god stop watering me I’m a fucking cactus”

[stutterhug]

A gift fit for a Princess (Purrincess?)

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