Still 90% awks, sorry kids it doesn't get better.

This is now an adults' blog. Simply for the pleasure of reading her old posts and cringing. #hardcore

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RAISE A HAND IF YOU’RE NERVOUS ABOUT THE FUTURE OF YOUR COUNTRY

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*south African kids hand is up* "Can we put our hands down now? We've been nervous for years "

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When other kids are boasting about bunnies and chickens as their school pets .... 😌 And then you show them your school pet ..... *we have no idea how the wonderful bird got into our school but it's been 2 years and he hasn't left :)

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Rape is a disturbing and horrifying crime and one such case that is particularly poignant is the case of Jyoti Singh, also known as the 2012 Delhi gang rape case. On 16 December, 2012, 23-year-old aspiring physiotherapy intern, Jyoti Singh, was beaten, tortured, and gang raped by six men, including the driver, on a private bus in Munirka, South Delhi. Jyoti’s friend, Awindra Pratap Pandey, became suspicious when he began to realise that the bus was heading in the wrong direction and the bus driver had closed and locked the doors. When Awindra began to question the men, they knocked him unconscious with an iron rod and then turned their attention to Jyoti. She was dragged to the back of the bus where she was beaten and raped with the L shaped rusted iron rod. All men on the bus took turns on brutally raping Jyoti before throwing her and Awindra from the moving bus. Tragically, Jyoti suffered severe internal injuries from the disturbing attack; her intestines were partially ripped out of her vagina and her uterus was damaged. Jyoti succumbed to her wounds thirteen days later but miraculously Awindra survived. All of the accused were arrested within 24 hours of the horrific crime. One perpetrator, Ram Singh, died while in police custody; he was reported to have hanged himself but many believe he was murdered. One of the perpetrators was a juvenile and was sentenced to a measly three years imprisonment in a reform facility. The remaining four were sentenced to death.

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I hope they suffer a painful death.The worst way to die that i can imagine is being gang raped then have an iron rod rip out the intestines through the vagina...

Oh WAIT...

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Gold heart

Your heart is like gold Cold to the touch and encased in rock.

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Sad things

The saddest thing from coming back from a holiday is taking "in Hawaii " off your status ... How does one top that? New status : "Not in Hawaii" ?

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actual footage of me walking to class in the morning

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It’s winter here so yes I do become a slow T-Rex

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Especially to English class 👌.

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When bae likes and comments on some other girls selfie but you can't get mad cus he's not reaaaalllyyy your bae .......

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Orlando shooting

A heartfelt prayer to the families of the 50 people killed by a misguided heartless person. A rather prominent shut the fuck up for anyone blaming race or religious belief for this terrible act . This was a terrible, heart wrenching action carried out by a single person . No skin color discrimination or religious prejudice needs to follow this act. One person. Acting on his stupidity . 50 lives. They matter .

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Thank god i never said hello

me : *sees cute guy in close proximity *

me :  “should i approach?”

me : ‘what if i said hello?”

me : “what if he said hello back?”

me : “what if we went out for coffee?”

me : “what if we became friends?”

me : “what if we started going out “

me : “what if he proposes ?”

me : “what if we get married ?”

me : “what if he dies ?”

me : *Therefore me speaking to attractive strangers kills them *

me : “No, i think I’m happy being socially awkward . i save lives “

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When a salesperson asks you if you're sure you're a size [.....]

I will end you ....

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Laws on “beating women lightly”

Sure . 

i’ll only set you on fire a little 

put your shit in a woodchipper for a bit 

suffocate you with a plastic bag for a while 

and only put a drop of rat poison in your supper . 

Sounds fair right ? 

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The health app

*scrolls through other people’s phones * *goes into health app* “Congratulations you have reached your goal of 15 000 steps today…!” Me : *glances at own health app * “344 steps today … Only 14 656 steps to go…” Me :

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*Me attempting to flirt *

*clears throat* 

*gets out colour coded cue cards*

*straightens jacket*

“hi.”

“whats your favourite fibre high vegetable?”

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True love is...

… shamelessly flirting at every possible opportunity.

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agreed . 

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difference between compliments

*random female stranger give you a compliment*

Me: *blushes* awww thank you …. 

*random male stranger gives you a compliment*

me : *…………..* ummm thanks 

*10 min later* 

me : *panting and sweating*

 ‘this is why I’m still single …… 

or not dead  …”

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