PotatEGG

On Permanent Hiatus due to acct issues

[toomanycat]

This blog is dead.

So I've been considering a move to a new account for a while. This tumblr account can't receive or send messages, posts don't always post and tags don't always work. I've had this account/blog since 2012 at least, but I think it's time to say goodbye.

When I say this blog is dead, I mean that I won't be using this account any more. I'm moving to a new account and new url, @clockcower.

So, as of 12/3/17, I'm no longer toomanycat. I hope to see a lot of yall on the flipside , though!

Cheers n good luck 😺

[tooquirkytolose]

list of foods you dont really think of as delicious, but once you start eating it youre like hooooo boy:

saltine crackers

raisin bran

plain buttered toast

[tooquirkytolose]

by popular demand:

plain tortilla chips

graham crackers

[durbikins]

*kicks the door in of an alt-right’s house and let’s myself in*

haha, what the fuck is this? your “safe space”?

[gaxhar]

That sounds like a good way to get shot

[durbikins]

lol what are you, a gun cuck? can’t kill a man with your own hands?

[parliamentaryinquiry]

this is my FAVORITE post please write “what are you, a gun cuck?” on my tombstone

[diesetdown]

The notes on this post are always hilarious

[shock]

and now we return to...................................

………………… the regularly scheduled

him

[lesbianrey]

me as a child when i don’t understand something: it rly upsets me when things don’t make sense like????? whats going on!

me as an adult when someone says something completely & utterly nonsensical:

[toadstoolsage]

Translated Russian cat memes are just imported lolcats

[killin-the-machine]

[goon]

this is the best thing I’ve ever seen on twitter

[legolandempire]

This is a work of art

[heijian]

not every single long sentence is a song title by fall out boy 

[parkway-nosedive]

there are two ways to read this

[bell-mare]

⚪️Man ⚪️Woman 🔘Oh You Know

[skelelexiunderlord]

ALL OF YOU ARE VALID AND I LOVE YOU

Love yo self like i love u

[gearboxwritesbooks]

Have some love of a friend

[sharcncarter]

natasha just sit in the damn chair you drama queen

[surfcommiesmustdie-deactivated2]

[fucktrey]

this images all have a particularly russian aura to them

[conquerorwurm]

Max has this whole elaborate Ceremony when he’s chasing something where he looks away and cleans himself a bit and acts very convincingly like he doesn’t care… and then he STRIKES

[markv5]

– Смотри: я сфинкс….

[littleoldariel]

Can someone please translate this I feel like it’s important

[redportrait]

“look: i’m a sphinx”

[furples]

Imagine being born a goat and not knowing exactly why you are climbing a rock but you just feel like it’s right to

[yoonswife]

i love myself but i dont love me back

[ripptidez-deactivated20170530]

i have never ever related to anything so fucking hard

[dinofloof]

Feathered dinosaurs were even fluffier than we thought

A University of Bristol-led study has revealed new details about dinosaur feathers and enabled scientists to further refine what is potentially the most accurate depiction of any dinosaur species to date.

YES GOOD

[skyr1ms-remade-deactivated20190]

lab safety but the teacher just wants you to die

[skyr1ms-remade-deactivated20190]

lab safety

1. drink whatevers in that beaker. I know you fucking want to.