Eh.

[ghouliebee-deactivated20210426]

please put “yeeted the fuck off this mortal coil” on my tombstone

[manawhaat]

before I yeet the fuck off this mortal coil is now the only acceptable way to say ‘die’

[delicatebirdbouquetsworld]

[worldfastcararchived]

that boys got music in his soul

[animatedtvfilm]

[flowerinaflame]

[hallogallo]

Smug face of a free man

[dailytvfilmgifs]

Donnie Darko (2001) dir. Richard Kelly

[cookii-whore]

[girlnextvore]

Cut my life into peaches. They are a healthy snack

[babyanimalgifs]

Short leg problems 😂

[chingonax-deactivated20201106]

:’)

[newdoges]

[henbayne]

[fuzzyghost]

[unclefather]

Thanks for the motivation

[thelizart]

@kaijutegu heres to many good years with Iskierka and to healing that crestie shaped hole in your heart.  

[kaijutegu]

I AM OPENLY WEEPING ON THE 7 BUS

[i-am-a-fish]

it’s dark

[candleroots]

lemme help you with that @i-am-a-fish !

[i-am-a-fish]

[tea-withnofixinsplease]

AAAAAAHHHHH

[i-am-a-fish]

[theseusorus]

WHaT HaPpENeD?!?!?!

[i-am-a-fish]

could someone please turn the light back off again im not properly dressed and im very embarrassed

[vrix1ie]

Okay fish!!! We are very sorry we did not ask beforecoming in and turning on the light

[i-am-a-fish]

thank you so much dont worry it’s ok i’ll be ready in a second

[who-is-reign]

You okay now buddy?

[i-am-a-fish]

yes thank you im ready now

[gothogami]

[i-am-a-fish]

[hydro-homies]

You know the drill

[mystical-flute]

My favorite part of this is that you can just hear the defeat in this.

[gaycism]

Murder at Disney

[neuroticgaymusings-deactivated2]

If Edna dissed me like that I’d have to throw my whole self in the trash out of shame.

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

“People are naturally lazy and will never do any kind of work for free.”

Minecraft Players:

[emberpanda]

this is from actually from 2014! here’s what this year’s version looks like.

[slimesauce-deactivated20180325]

[sleepy-st0rm]

hi what the Fuck

[babelady]

how to become a mother

1) go outside 2) find pigeon 3) grab 4) congratulation

[theybby-deactivated20231001]

Okay now what

[chris-t-human]

take good care of your son

[squided]

Aight so there’s a lot of people in the notes talking about how they also can grab pigeons and honestly? I’m fucking terrified of y'all.

[highlandvalley]

”#アドベンチャーワールド　#エンペラーペンギン　#コウテイペンギン もふもふが足りないあなたへ♡ http://t.co/js3yms7gIV”

[tanku-deactivated20160121]

this creature is perfect. there is nothing wrong with it.

[terrapincentury-deactivated2018]

mother fucker unlimited …