ThorBruce aka BRAINSTORM🧠⛈️
I love this ship so much. The only thing holding me back is the chronic lack of fics and the migraines that keep me from writing it my damn self 😭
But here’s some Headcanons
• I feel like Bruce yearns for a relaxing vacation on the beach, a fruity drink in his cup holder, slathered in sunscreen because yeah he may have the hulk but he can still get a sunburn. It’s very important.
• Thor always wants to see all the tourist sights. Wearing whatever merchandise is being sold in gift shops or street vendors. He has all speak so no matter where he is he can understand people. He attempts to haggle, at every possibility. And if he has fun doing it he pays extra anyway.
• They do both and then while Bruce is chilling on the beach Thor is casually swimming in shark infested waters or something.
• Thor caught one with his bare hands, hoping to keep it as a pet at the avengers compound Olympic sized swimming pool. Bruce made him put it back.
• and that makes me think: if there was a tropical storm and all the beaches were closed Thor would totally go swimming. He wants to get shit rocked by the waves if possible.
• I’m pretty sure Chris Hemsworth serfs as well? Maybe I just think that cause he’s Australian idk. But maybe Thor can learn to serf too. He’s a god he’s probably pick it up fast.
• Of course they wouldn’t JUST travel on Earth. After The “Now you’ve been to two planets” thing on Sakaar Thor is taking Bruce to all of his favorite alien worlds and space destinations.
• probably a side quest with the guardians as well.
• Bruce is obviously mortified. Of hulking out, of the vast emptiness of space. But it turns out space is less barren than he realized. He knew that other life existed obviously, but he didn’t expect casinos on space stations. Sure there’s a lot of stuff between it all, but turns out statistically it’s only slightly more dangerous than airplanes so 🤷♂️
• Thor tries to be super romantical about it. Do things to specifically impress him. But Bruce is a little busy observing aliens in space to notice the new cape. It was overwhelming, fantastical, distracting.
• but Thors got that golden retriever energy. So he just keeps being more and more obvious until Bruce realizes like “oh, i accidentally neglected you a little”
• but only after Thor gets into a bar fight over a minor inconvenience
• they go back to Earth swearing off travel forever and deciding to be as domestic as possible *collective groan from everyone who lives at the compound*
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