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Dunno if this is a hottake but screw it.
Pokespe Red's ace or main pokemon should've been Poliwrath. First nonstarter pokemon solidarity dammit!
Poli deserved better. Screw the stats, Poli should've had a mega. Or more wins. Just anything.
Justice for Poli!
Poli saved him twice and was with him since the beginning, he should deserve more love
Iām writing a few fanfics from a few different fandoms and now Iām worry that my writing skills will be shit on
it's summer!!!
closeups under the cut! (edit: ...sorry i keep reuploading cuz I keep adding stuff to it lol)
pick a cartoon puppy to adopt!
Iām not responsible for whatever feelings these drawings evoke,
I really donāt like this to much, but itās homeowner and pale guys hand 2 seconds before being jump scare (maybe it be part of an fanfic Iāll write one day)
more giovanni and silver PLEASE
Whoever gave him that is getting fired
Every summer I forget how much I fucking love spiders Iāve drunk one every day this week
Drinking spiders??!
You put ice cream in a glass and pour soft drink over it. It creates a thick layer of delicious foam on top of a sweet, creamy drink with ice cream in it.
And yes I did attempt to get a picture by googling āAustralia spiderā like a fucking moron.
I think thatās called a float in the states. Although we usually plop the icecream into the glass after the soda. Similar effect though.
We wouldnāt be able to call it that because the word is way too easy to confuse with a floater, which is a meat pie floating in a bowl of pea soup. It is every bit as delicious as a spider though. I should get some pies and pea soup.
I would like to announce that this is not a standard Australian food, itās exclusively a South Australian one and the rest of Australia is just as appalled as the rest of the world.
Itās not our fault that the rest of Australia is incorrect about food.
#WE HAVE SPIDERS IN AOTEAROA and they serve CUNT#im gonna steal ice cream from work this weekend and make spiders with it. i will steal the fizzy from work also#i fucking hate my bossĀ
Living your best life I see
āaverage person eats 3 spiders a year" factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in South Australia and BADLY misinterpreted our survey question,,
hey you
what generation is your favorite pokƩmon from
gen 1
gen 2
gen 3
gen 4
gen 5
gen 6
gen 7
gen 8
gen 9
iām gen 10 georg and already full obsessed with browt pombon or gecqua
idk/bald
*if you canāt choose a fave and theyāre from different generations, or your fave is a more recently introduced alternate form of a pokĆ©mon that was originally from an earlier gen, choose the later generation
hey you
what generation is your favorite pokƩmon from
gen 1
gen 2
gen 3
gen 4
gen 5
gen 6
gen 7
gen 8
gen 9
iām gen 10 georg and already full obsessed with browt pombon or gecqua
idk/bald
*if you canāt choose a fave and theyāre from different generations, or your fave is a more recently introduced alternate form of a pokĆ©mon that was originally from an earlier gen, choose the later generation
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If you're writing anything involving cons, scams, heists, or morally questionable characters who are very good at lying, here are some free resources I've been using for research. Saving you the "why is this in my search history" anxiety.
1. The FBI's Famous Cases & Criminals archive (fbi.gov/history/famous-cases) has detailed breakdowns of real fraud cases, Ponzi schemes, and confidence operations. The language they use is clinical and precise, which is perfect for getting the procedural details right.
2. The FTC Consumer Sentinel Network publishes annual reports on the most common fraud tactics in the US. Great for understanding how modern scams actually work and what makes people fall for them.
3. The Smithsonian's American Art Museum has a free digital collection of forgery case studies. If your character forges documents or art, this is gold.
4. Court Listener (courtlistener.com) is a free legal database where you can read actual court transcripts from fraud trials. Want to know how a real con artist talks under oath? This is where you find out.
5. The Internet Archive's collection of old newspaper crime sections. Search for "confidence man" or "swindle" in papers from the 1920s through 1960s and you'll find incredible real stories that would feel too dramatic for fiction.
Bonus: The Psychology of Fraud section on the Association for Psychological Science website has accessible articles about why people trust, how deception works cognitively, and what makes someone a convincing liar. Essential reading if you want your con artist characters to feel psychologically real.
Reblog to save for later. Your WIP will thank you.
So thereās this huge dudebro in my class, who, yesterday, sat next to me. And Iām sitting there sweating because likeā¦ Iām wearing my shirt with the lesbian flag on it, and heās the most popular jock in school, and always has this look on his face that say āI can and will kill youā. He looks me up and down, stares at me for a minute and then goes,Ā āSo. Girls in skirts and long socks, am I right?ā
To which I nodded solemnly, both out of agreement, surprise and also a healthy amount of awkward fear. He nodded and went,Ā āYou get it.ā
I said,Ā āYep.ā He fistbumped me, and on went our lives.
Oh! I forgot to mention! I saw him at lunch the same day, and he ran up to me, tapped me on the shoulder, pointed at this super sweet girl who comes to GSA and asked if sheās gay. I told him he should ask her because thatās not my place and he said he would.
I thought that would be the end of it.
Except ten minutes later he came back and told me he found out (sheās bi) and that both of us have a shot. I saidĀ āYou more than me.ā because heās attractive and popular.Ā
But this wholesome dumbass looked really confused and asked,Ā āBecause Iām tall?ā
So this isnāt lesbian/jock solidarity but I thought you guys would want to know-
My math teacher was trying to fix the rolling whiteboard and he just offhand said āThis would be easier with a wrenchā
And deadass, dudebro said āHang onā and then proceeded to pull a fucking wrench out of his backpack
Update- after school today he saw me in the library and he didnāt say anything? He just pointed at the book he was holding and I gave him a thumbs up because itās a pretty good book, and he went āYes!ā Really quiet and pumped his fist and then left
Okay so today he asked me if I know how to help people having a panic attack and I was like yeah? And he smiled at me and then went ācool I think Iām having oneā
And I was like what the fuck Colin weāre in the middle of Tech class sit down and we went out in the hall and sat there for a while and he told me about the test heās stressed about so we kind of went over his study guide and when he was feeling better he kind of likeā¦ smacked his head against mine gently? And I helped him up even though heās almost a foot taller than me and yeah
Today at lunch we walked to the football field and laid in the grass and I told him thank you for being my friend (because I donāt have that many) and fistbumped me and said, āYou always looked so nice and chill, how could I not want to be your friend?ā
And honestly yāall, I wouldāve started crying if he hadnāt sneezed and accidentally smacked me
@hellsite-hall-of-fame this is a legendary post
10/11/2020
Iām trying and slowly writing three pokespe fanfics (one which is an AU) and I want to get them done by the time I go back to uni
rereading pokemon adventures (do people call it that or do they call it pokemon special? idk) and i'd completely forgotten about professor oak intentionally triggering this 12 year old girl's ptsd to teach her that stealing is wrong
#publically too. fucking hell prof oak (via @meggydolaon)
yeah! he exposes and explains in detail all her trauma and the responses she's had to it in front of a massive audience, and then he just says "anyways i'm not actually mad, it's fine. you can keep all the shit you stole" and walks away. what the fuck is his problem
Why would he do this in public in general pissās me off still, mayby after her battle he can confront her, thinking that she is part of team rocket, till she mentions that she was from pallet till she was taken by a big bird, then Oak could have said something like āshit, itās you, everyone tried to find you, your parents-they tired to move on, but being in the same placeā¦. I begged them to stay, but they said that they couldnāt, where they are now, I donāt know.., Iām sorry (name) for assuming that you where working for him (meaning Giovanni) and had to steal Squirtle and the PokĆ©dex, you can stay with me and my grandson till we can find your parentsā and then they leave before Red and his rivals fight
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ao3 is not changing anything by the way! some people just want them to change for some reason. my guess is that these people just don't understand how the site works and refuse to actually learn how it works, so they blame the site because it's easier for them that way.
