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at this point in america i wouldn't be shocked if the white house sponsored a team. some trump related thing tho anyway wouldn't be shocking. I just dunno if they'd go with red bull or mclaren lmao
Kimi didn’t usually take an interest in the grid girls—much the opposite of his teammate, Sebastian.
But today, at the Monaco Grand Prix, he couldn’t keep his eyes off one of them specifically. She was a little different to the rest—probably because the smile she held up for the cameras disappeared faster than any of the others’—and Kimi was definitely interested.
It was something that his hawk-eyed German teammate never failed to notice, either.
‘She’s pretty,’ he agreed, nodding to you. ‘Right?’
Seb wasn’t at all surprised when all Kimi managed was ‘Bwoah.’ It had practically become his low-effort, minimum-syllable, catchphrase. And if that wasn’t something distinctively Räikkönen, the four-time world champion didn’t know what was.
You were standing, like the other girls, at an interval across the pitlane fence, waving to the crowd as they went absolutely wild.
Fast-forward to just before the formation lap. A reporter had snagged an irritated Kimi just before he was getting into his Ferrari, asking some stupid question about the position the Finn had qualified.
But, it fell on deaf ears. Kimi had his eyes snagged on you, and without thinking, he uttered that little filler into the reporter’s mic for the whole Formula One-watching world to hear.
‘Bwoah.’
The man wasn’t capable of blushing, but Sebastian liked to think that he would have in that moment as he turned to cross the starting grid.
The race was a blur, Kimi finding himself peering through his car’s halo every time he shot through the starting grid. Once out of many times did he see you, and that was at the second-to-last pass.
To his apparent delight, you were the one waving the checkered flag.
As you leaned out over the fence, the huge, black-and-white panel flowing in the wind, he almost flew straight into the wall because he just couldn’t turn his eyes away from you.
‘Bwoah.’ once when he saw you first, turning the corner onto the final straight. ‘Bwoah…’ another time as he barely yanked the steering wheel in time.
He knew he was done for as he clambered out of his Ferrari in the parc fermé, scanning the crowd unconsciously. When he looked up to see the huge billboard playing race highlights, he caught a glimpse of the flag-bearer once more…
i am extremely normal about my ships now if you will excuse me i am going to perform many rituals with hopes of giving all the f1 artists the urge to draw ships kissing again o7
honestly i dont give enough of a fuck anymore i equally hate and love everyone in f1 unless you're helmut or mbs in which case i hope you shit yourself
RE: Oracle Red Bull Racing’s “apology” (lack thereof) to Kimi Antonelli
I have been, and still continue to be, heated about almost everything that happened both during and as a result of the Qatar Grand Prix, but especially the online abuse and death threats sent to Kimi Antonelli, so apologies in advance for this rant.
First and most obvious thing’s first: this is not a fucking apology. “We regret this happened” isn’t an apology. Red Bull still refusing to actually apologize for any of their bullshit that, this time, has caused a 19 year old boy who changed his profile picture to a black image and had to remove himself from his social media due to getting thousands of death threats because of the team’s accusations. None of the language used here takes accountability for the harm it caused, just that the comments they made were incorrect. Make no mistake that this sorry excuse of a statement only came to fruition because Toto Wolff took everything to the FIA to make a complaint. Both GP and Helmut Marko’s useless asses need to be fined, at the very fucking least, but the FIA are too pussy to do shit about fuck.
Red Bull continuing to use the word “allowing” when describing the incident is also incredibly deliberate and still blame-placing. Not “causing Norris to pass him,” or “resulting in Norris passing him,” but “allowing.”
This specific language mixed with a non-apology and not a single call to action for their neathdrethal fans to stop harrassing a teenager for not even doing anything they claimed he was doing… Just truly fucking abhorrent and beyond unprofessional. But hey, that’s Oracle Red Bull Racing!
Red Bull and their fans (not all of them, obviously, but honestly a loud majority) do not know how to accept any kind of “loss” and never have been able to, in this instance being two fucking points toward a driver who was already leading the championship, because they are a bunch of fucking children who would rather send death threats to a teenager than take it on the chin and accept that the game is the game. “iT wAs tHe fAnS!!1!” INCITED BY WHO???? Anyone who actually watched the Qatar Grand Prix could see Kimi made a couple of mistakes going into the corner and went off. It wasn’t until the race-fixing accusation was thrown by GP over the Team Radio that all of this even started!
And yes, yes, the “Helmut Marko repeating the accusation” of it all aside, since everyone and their dog knows he’s a senseless, racist, bigoted cunt, Old Man Yells At Cloud, etc etc — However, it’s quite interesting that Red Bull wanted to play off every awful thing they’ve ever done like Christian Horner was the source of the toxic rot, but now he’s gone and it’s still happening… so now who’s to blame? Surely not themselves, as always!
GP is known for making stupid snarky comments, which can sometimes even be entertaining, but to accuse a 19 year old boy of race fixing despite later claiming that he “didn’t see what actually happened” (whether that is true or not, who knows) when confronted by Toto Wolff is not only irresponsible, unprofessional, and fucking insane, but deliberate. He, of all people, knows that the Team Radios are public. He intentionally made the comment, knowing what would follow it. Whether or not he expected the hate to go to Lando somehow for whatever reason, like some people have suggested his intention might have been, doesn’t change the fact that he knew it would spark outage. (Regarding that theory, it wouldn’t have been okay if it went to Lando, either!)
God knows it’s not the first time they’ve pulled this shit, either. Red Bull fans hurling tens of thousands of racist comments and death threats at Lewis Hamilton after Red Bull implied that he intentionally tried to kill Max Verstappen in 2021? Red Bull fans to this day harrassing Lando Norris about his mental health after Helmut’s comments on his “weak mentality,” among every other stupid comment he’s made, and continuing to fuel the hate by the things they’re doing during this season themselves (tapegate, etc.)? Red Bull insulting their own fucking drivers and opening the hate floodgates, especially when THEY THEMSELVES made racist comments about their POC drivers such as Alex Albon, Sergio Perez, and Yuki Tsunoda? (Everyone knows they’ve always treated their second drivers like absolute shit, but that’s a completely separate conversation from all of this.) There are countless other examples, but these are the main ones from the top of my head. God fucking help Isack Hadjar if he gets that second seat next year.
On a personal note from when all of this happened, I went into a Danny Ric groupchat I was a part of to rant about it, but I made the mistake in doing this by not realizing that everyone in there are Red Bull diehards, not just Danny fans. Someone in there who loves to do nothing but argue and pretend like she’s a teenager on K-Pop Twitter, despite being in their late 20s, tried to turn it into a ‘stan war’ of making it a Max vs Lando thing (which was not ever part of the conversation but solely because I’m a fan of Lando lmfao??????????) by telling me to “find a new sport if I couldn’t handle it,” saying GP did absolutely nothing wrong, then praising GP and shitting on Will Joseph (as if I give a singular fuck about Will Joseph lol) and ended it by saying the most insane thing about the entire situation to me: “GP is right to make comments about the bizarre and costly mistake Kimi made.” ??????????????????? First and foremost, LMFAO. Secondly, the person calling it “bizarre” as if it wasn’t a simple rookie mistake made at his first Grand Prix at that track (that even happens to seasoned drivers.)
Thirdly, and most important of all, as if Kimi Antonelli should give a flying fuck about what benefits or disadvantages fucking RED BULL???????? Kimi doesn’t drive for VCARB, he’s not there to help Max Verstappen.💀 Just absolutely brainless horsehit for the sake of head-up-the-ass “RBR can do no wrong” nonsense. Beyond unempathetic and uncouth. I quickly realized the people I was trying to reason with and removed myself from the argument because ain’t no fucking way lmfao.
The lengths these mfs will go to in order to justify inciting death threats and abuse to a 19 year old boy all because they didn’t hold-up their championship rival, as if it’s his job to serve their team. Don’t make me fucking laugh. These god awful fans of this god awful organization deserve each other.
Thank you, Toto Wolff, for showing these team principal clowns how to protect their drivers.
And to the FIA (for doing nothing as always), Gianpiero Lambiase, Helmut Marko, Oracle Red Bull Racing, and their worthless toxic fans:
Possa tu trascorrere l'eternità a marcire nel settimo cerchio e non conoscere un attimo di pace per il resto dei tuoi giorni. Get fucked, the lot of you.
we sincerely regret- no you should get rid of these dumbasses that thought doing this bullshit was okay. seriously, every single person involved in this bullshit deserves to be fired and blacklisted from f1. kimi is fucking 19, doesn't deserve to EVER get death threats. at this point he should sue the shit out of some of these fuckass teams for defamation and harm.
red bull needs to get their shit together and maybe eat some too.
So Helmut Marko can directly accuse Antonelli of conspiracy leading to him getting death threats and the whole Red Bull team can foster abuse towards other drivers like Russell, Norris, Hamilton, etc. without consequences but God FORBID someone says fuck in an interview without the fia breaking down their front door
I saw a post by @motorsport-jesus about Ayrton's helmet and I think we can now classify the fact that the helmet had a life of its own for Senna as canon (Senninha confirmed it).
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