Tiptoe Through the True Bits

Hi. I'm Jackie, 20, queer, and kawaii as fuck. I'm a college student in Ohio. I used to post a bunch of fandom stuff but this blog has kind of become mostly gay things and cats. I am not sorry. Talk to me about Los Campesinos! , alpacassos or German and I am yours. I'm not super interesting but I'd love it if you'd send me a message :3

[broocewayne]

[valtsv]

[theweirdwideweb]

[valtsv]

[dmcfadzean]

[explodes-into-spaceeee-deactiva]

sure

[ondoinganevildeedblues]

Crunch munch

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

fun history fact: a common argument against women voting was ads with cats dressed up as suffrage activists next to signs reading “i demand a vote” etc, basically saying that if women can vote, who’s next, cats? 

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

wasn’t kidding

[oncelerfucker69-deactivated2019]

i think cats should vote

[nirruti]

All they did was make suffragettes cute

[bitter-badfem-harpy]

I can’t believe this was supposed to be negative I would literally die for these suffragettes.

[heyepiphora]

Dildo carnival: a HUGE sex toy giveaway!

Step right up: I’m throwing a DILDO CARNIVAL! 🎪 Forget lousy stuffed animal prizes; this huge giveaway is the biggest of the year, featuring over 60 sex toys plus all kinds of fun attractions.

I’m giving away the best sex toys on earth – everything from vibrators to dildos to butt stuff to penis toys to harnesses to gender products to porn and gift cards! Most prizes are available to international folks as well.

This year, in addition to the usual giveaway widget, I’ll be running an array of mini giveaways on social media! These attractions will be unveiled as the giveaway goes on, so keep your eyes peeled!

Enter now!

[thegirlwiththeloontattoo]

People say “phase” like impermanence means insignificance. Show me a permanent state of the self.

[alder-knight]

holy fuck I love this

[risujoves]

[kropotkhristian-deactivated2019]

Mark Zuckerberg lost $119 Billion dollars on the stock market today (7/26/18). This is the largest loss of wealth in a single day in modern stock history.

This will literally not change his lifestyle or effect his livelihood at all. He is still a multi-billionaire.

If I worked every single day, for the rest of my life, at $15/hr - which is more than twice the national minimum wage - I would never make even 1/1000th the amount of just the money that Zuckerberg lost today.

If I worked every single day, for the entirety of the time that anatomically modern humans have existed (200,000 years) - at $15/hr - I would still not make one tenth of the amount of just the money he lost today.

And he is still a billionaire and will lose literally zero luxury or well-being from what happened today.

You want to know how absolutely grotesque modern wealth inequality is?

There you go.

[powerfulwizard]

[suckmydicknewyorker]

Kudos to the New Yorker on publishing a cartoon that’s funnier than anything we’ve ever posted

[houseofenid]

HOUSE OF ENID / LOST STARS EDITORIAL - PRINTS AVAILABLE HERE

[cheaphalloweencostume]

My all time favorite sign I’ve seen near my house

i cant live like this

[terrible-beauty]

Strawbebbies

[thexfiles]

in the mood to be transported to a 500 sq. ft cabin in the middle of the swiss alps where i will tend to my goats and basil and not see or speak to anyone for 6 weeks 

[manga-meow]

[autumnsredglaze]