my brain needs a break

she/her ; bi

[tooshorttoadult]

Thank you. For everything. Unus Annus. Memento Mori.

[tooshorttoadult]

I have an exam tomorrow morning and instead I’ve watched the goodbye for the last 12 hours

[tooshorttoadult]

watching people try to be quiet to not wake people up is the funniest thing

[dragon-in-a-fez]

why do we live in a world where microtargeted ads can spontaneously direct me to products so on point with my tastes it’s embarrassing, but when I actively search for something as clear & simple as “cookware” the same retailer site just gives the fuck up and shows me peppa pig onesies

[dragon-in-a-fez]

imagine walking into an actual store and having the same experience.

“would you like this t-shirt we literally designed specifically for you based on data we illegally mined from 5000 of your emails?”

“no I’m just looking for a sock”

“we’re not sure what that is, did you mean a can of bees?”

[fuckyoubaker]

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

[thebluthcompany]

[labias]

Oh my god

[babelady]

when that seasonal depression hit someone add a pic im on mobile

[winduppup]

[oregaymi]

caffeine is stored in the me

[oregaymi]

it’s midnight and i can’t sleep

[oregaymi]

stupid …………………………….is also stored in the me

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

[versaceslut]

[garlictoastie-deactivated202501]

when straight people talk to gays

[wizzardhat]

BACK WHEN DISNEY CHANNEL KNEW WHAT WAS UP I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS SHOW

[i-find-the-beauty-in-chaos]

me getting home after doing the bare minimum 

[dreamgrl1998-deactivated2022072]

u guys ever wonder if someone’s using ur pictures to catfish

[square2017]

no some of us are ugly

[florenceandisabellamachine-deac]

[the-witch-named-wesa]

Reblog to be blessed by the Florence of happiness and magick.

[nakasomethingkun]

Neil, in canon: *uses a computer on a regular basis to check the news, clears up his search history afterwards, doesn’t use his phone not because he doesn’t know how to but because he’s paranoid and associates it with his late mother*

Some of you demons: Neil is a DUMBASS who DOESN’T KNOW what a phone or a computer is which is why social media fics/headcanons are OUT OF CHARACTER and UNREALISTIC lolololololol

[mymarifae]

can my atoms stop being person shaped i want to be a moss ball. i need to do photosynthesis im sick of this bullshit