the habiticians as drug stories i have heard or experienced
Kamal: ate 7 weed brownies not knowing they were weed brownies
Jerafina: snorted coke only once in her life to build up the courage for karaoke
Parsley: drank a Bloody Mary not knowing there was vodka in Bloody Marys
Jimothan: drank a little beer then called the white guy next to him at the bar a cracker just for fun
Lulia: had her period and cramps were happening but there was no ibuprofen so she took and entire bottle of baby motrin and passed tf out
Millie: got caught with weed in her backpack because the locker rooms were that pungent
Gillis: lie-bragged about smoking 12 packs a day then tried smoking one cigarette to impress a girl and coughed so much he had an asthma attack
Randy: refused to snort coke off of a table because "you don't know what's been on that table"
Marv: ate four hash brownies at a wedding hosted at a mansion and proceeded to swim in the fountain insisting he was looking for fish
Mirphy: the most sheβs ever done is get drunk on nyquil when she had a cold that one time
Habit: drank an entire bottle of Smirnoff to prove something to the rest of the big kids at a party not knowing it was just water. he was so proud of himself too
Tiff: smoked weed with a group of her guy friends, ended the session through putting out the blunt on the one next to her grabbing her thigh
Nat: snorted a line of coke then immediately headbutted Trevor after doing so
Trencil: insists on mixing red syrup into his whiskey every time he has a glass. this isn't really a story it's just a really weird habit someone i know does
Tim Tam: sold Millie the weed that was stinking up the locker room and got in trouble along with her
Trevor: drank shots of tequila at a comic con then went outside and yelled at Christian protesters outside of the con
Dallas: while high on shrooms took a single sip of water and sat in a chair for like 30 minutes staring wide-eyed into the universe
Questionette: can hold a cigarette in between the gap in her front teeth
Borbra: idk probably has never done anything
Wallus: received gummy edibles as a birthday gift, pumped his fist in the air upon receiving them























