Inge's Little Piece of Void

take care of your teeth or else i'll take care of them for you | they/them |

[toothfairyinge]

spooky tooth fairy inge (not) at your service. i can be a mouse and a magpie if i want to. give me your teeth.

(ooc: this roleplay blog will deal with unreality and death. also teeth. definitely teeth. i’m quinn, 19, and i unfortunately learned to read at some point. they/them pronouns. i also run @ex-animo-de-jane and @testsubjectosha ! header image. profile pic. )

(ooc: all of this is in character unless you see (ooc:))

(ooc: feel free to ask questions, of me or inge. i love answering them! and magic anons are allowed.)

(ooc: you can also dm me if you wanna figure out a plot with inge or just send a starter ask. either one works.)

[feefal]

Help I forgot how many legs deers are supposed to have

[toothfairyinge]

trick or treat!

(ooc: Inge speaks quite a few human languages. If a culture has tooth related lore, they know that language.)

[busdemon]

caim why do you hate ggg

[Caim says nothing, just chucks ggg into a lake.] Goodbye, beast. He's annoying

[toothfairyinge]

Can ggg even swim?

[testsubjectosha]

(Inventorosha) Hey Felix, we may have to scrap the fixing my eyepatch deal.. it's just gone, unfixable. I'll probably make a new one later, you're still welcome to help with that if you'd like!

I'm, uh, sorry you couldn't fix it. And I'll definitely want to, um, help.

( @inventorosha )

[inventorosha]

Thank you, and it's fine, I've got a regular eye patch on right now, and my depth perception is a bit off, but I'm fine.

[testsubjectosha]

So, uh, how can I help?

[inventorosha]

I'll have to start new blueprints, I lost the old ones before even coming here, so I'll have to re-figure out how to compact everything.

[toothfairyinge]

Maybe make it, um, surge proof?

[callmebarbie]

this is a reminder that you're short

[toothfairyinge]

(ooc: @osha-embroidery-department )

[black-magic-osha-employee]

I think… I might, um, need some help with black magic. Is this the right place to, uh, come to?

(- @testsubjectosha )

Yes, yes, of course. I think anyone at black magic osha could help you out, but I'll be glad to assist.

@testsubjectosha

[testsubjectosha]

Um, thanks. I need to figure out a way to, uh, protect me and my partner. I don’t, um, think anything less than magic would help.

[black-magic-osha-employee]

Ah, then go ahead, we could go with barrier spells, wards that can block specific people, an attack spell, perhaps a mix of multiple of them? Wards that harm the people you don't want near you? Wards that make you or your partner less noticeable to negative parties.

I'm happy to help in any case.

[testsubjectosha]

The being that’s, um, after me is pretty powerful, I think. I, uh, think some barrier spells and wards might be, um, helpful. I don’t really, uh, use magic, so I’m, um, not sure what would help the most.

[black-magic-osha-employee]

Ah, a powerful being then. I think a mixture of spells would be good. Powerful wards mixed with being less noticeable, as well as a few barriers if you know they're close would be the most helpful.

[testsubjectosha]

Yeah, uh, the issue is I, um, don’t really have any magic of my own. Well, uh, except for this-

He rolls up his shirt sleeve to reveal an intricate tattoo.

It, um, keeps my soul tethered to my body and, uh, makes me regenerate. But, um, that was added by force. I, uh, don’t remember it being done. A dead test subject isn’t, um, useful.

[black-magic-osha-employee]

Oh that looks nasty in a way. Regeneration spells can be useful but I don't think I've seen one like this before. Well. Maybe once before. Maybe I could give you some runes to use, they should react with the magic on you and activate when you want them to, or you could call someone up to set up constant spells if needed.

[toothfairyinge]

I, uh, think I'll try the runes, for now. Do you have, um, any books on those sorts of spells? I should, uh, probably learn more about magic.

[osha-janitor]

so, like, a crush is when you like someone but don't want to tell them/acknowledge those feelings.

Ah, So When You Tell Them Or Acknowledge It, It Is No Longer A Crush? I See

[toothfairyinge]

At that point, I believe it is just unrequited love.

[osha-janitor]

... If That Is Not A Crush, Then What Is??

[toothfairyinge]

My specialities lie with teeth, not with love. Thus, take this information with a metaphorical grain of salt.

A crush is when a being capable of feeling complex emotions desires to become romantically involved with another being. They often feel flustered in the presence of the other, though not always. A crush is a feeling the affected party cannot control. It can result from physical attraction or attraction to another’s personality. It is a type of love.

Do you have any further questions?

[osha-janitor]

Uh, Just One. Why Do People Keep Saying Embroidery Has A Crush On Me? They Do Not Seem To Appreciate It

[toothfairyinge]

Normally people do that when they wish a romantic relationship to form.

[osha-janitor]

So... People Wish To See Myself And Embroidery In A Romantic Relationship?

[toothfairyinge]

Yes, it appears so. Do not let them force you to do something you do not wish to do.

[osha-janitor]

so, like, a crush is when you like someone but don't want to tell them/acknowledge those feelings.

Ah, So When You Tell Them Or Acknowledge It, It Is No Longer A Crush? I See

[toothfairyinge]

At that point, I believe it is just unrequited love.

[osha-janitor]

... If That Is Not A Crush, Then What Is??

[toothfairyinge]

My specialities lie with teeth, not with love. Thus, take this information with a metaphorical grain of salt.

A crush is when a being capable of feeling complex emotions desires to become romantically involved with another being. They often feel flustered in the presence of the other, though not always. A crush is a feeling the affected party cannot control. It can result from physical attraction or attraction to another’s personality. It is a type of love.

Do you have any further questions?

[osha-janitor]

Uh, Just One. Why Do People Keep Saying Embroidery Has A Crush On Me? They Do Not Seem To Appreciate It

[toothfairyinge]

Normally people do that when they wish a romantic relationship to form.

[osha-janitor]

so, like, a crush is when you like someone but don't want to tell them/acknowledge those feelings.

Ah, So When You Tell Them Or Acknowledge It, It Is No Longer A Crush? I See

[toothfairyinge]

At that point, I believe it is just unrequited love.

[osha-janitor]

... If That Is Not A Crush, Then What Is??

[toothfairyinge]

My specialities lie with teeth, not with love. Thus, take this information with a metaphorical grain of salt.

A crush is when a being capable of feeling complex emotions desires to become romantically involved with another being. They often feel flustered in the presence of the other, though not always. A crush is a feeling the affected party cannot control. It can result from physical attraction or attraction to another’s personality. It is a type of love.

Do you have any further questions?

[osha-janitor]

so, like, a crush is when you like someone but don't want to tell them/acknowledge those feelings.

Ah, So When You Tell Them Or Acknowledge It, It Is No Longer A Crush? I See

[toothfairyinge]

At that point, I believe it is just unrequited love.

[emilyphant]

i think we should go trick or treating on tumblr on halloween. going to send asks saying ‘trick or treat’

[emilyphant]

ok ok fun plan if you’ve liked or reblogged this post you’re on my list on blogs to call on on halloween. trick or treaters are very welcome at mine!

also if you’re planning on doing this, i’d recommend you only do it to blogs who’ve interacted with this post as not to annoy people!

[emilyphant]

you guys really like this idea- huh! guess i’ll expand? you can do it however you want, but this was my idea in more detail:

treats can be images of candy from your country! or something nice, such as a wholesome or funny meme!! doesn’t have to be high effort! (high effort stuff is of course cool though!)

tricks could be vaguely cursed images (such as the ballpit) or cursed facts- all in good fun! nothing harmful (that’s something i’ll ask everyone to stick to- no actual harmful stuff!)

but oh gosh i’m excited now! this might be a thing!

[evil-osha-employee-blackbox]

Wkhuh duh vr pdqb wklqjv wkdw L uhjuhw. L zlvk L frxog ila wkhp doo exw L fdq'w. L FDQ'W.

[toothfairyinge]

Duh brx douljkw?

[evil-osha-employee-blackbox]

L dp qrw vxuh. L grq'w wklqn L'yh hyhu ihow "douljkw" iru d yhub orqj wlph.

[toothfairyinge]

Lv wkhuh dqbwklqj L fdq gr wr khos? L fdq riihu whhwk.

[evil-osha-employee-blackbox]

Wkhuh duh vr pdqb wklqjv wkdw L uhjuhw. L zlvk L frxog ila wkhp doo exw L fdq'w. L FDQ'W.

[toothfairyinge]

Duh brx douljkw?

[lost1nspac3]

reblog if you respect neopronouns and your account is a safe place for neopronoun users

[googletranslate-whattheysaid]

If you appreciate Neopronouns and your account is a safe haven for Neopronoun users, please go ahead

[osha-employee-one]

FUN OSHA QUESTION: Have you evervbbngnjjjjajjjnsnnn

[toothfairyinge]

Are you alright?

[osha-employee-one]

ygghhhjejjennnsggsab b enenebbebegtshananejekskjjajjsjsj snhhehebenshsnsnnsheyyyYYYHhahahNNWJWJJWMMMMKALALSJMSMmmkksjsjjL.l’kwkks929#’kd,s’wi#{£{£>|>!€

[afterlife-osha]

i don… i dont think that’s normal from one?

[toothfairyinge]

It does not appear so, no. Does anyone know what to do in this situation?

[afterlife-osha]

turn it off and back on works with machines maybe people work the same?

[ms paint summons a scythe as tall as them… and bonks really hard @osha-employee-one ’s head]

hopefully that’d drop them to sleep :)

that… thats how people worked, right?

[toothfairyinge]

Perhaps? This is not something I know much about. I deal in teeth, not the rest of the human.

[osha-employee-one]

FUN OSHA QUESTION: Have you evervbbngnjjjjajjjnsnnn

[toothfairyinge]

Are you alright?

[osha-employee-one]

ygghhhjejjennnsggsab b enenebbebegtshananejekskjjajjsjsj snhhehebenshsnsnnsheyyyYYYHhahahNNWJWJJWMMMMKALALSJMSMmmkksjsjjL.l’kwkks929#’kd,s’wi#{£{£>|>!€

[afterlife-osha]

i don… i dont think that’s normal from one?

[toothfairyinge]

It does not appear so, no. Does anyone know what to do in this situation?