i need to tell y'all about My Fucking Day yesterday. at least the condensed version anyway
apparently on my way home i ran over some huge fucking piece of sharp metal? and it just stabbed right into my tire and was sticking out. when i parked and got out of the car i could literally hear this loud ass hissing noise as it deflated. fantastic.
so i call to have someone come change my tire. dude shows up and tries but he literally can't get my tire off my car. he says it's probably rusted on and he'll have to request a tow for me instead?
tow truck driver shows up, i'm noticably very stressed and scatterbrained, he keeps asking if i'm ok and is being super nice to me as he starts driving me to the tire shop. should've been a red flag tbh
we're making small talk but then bro starts asking SUPER personal questions and shit. asking me if i like going out, how i meet guys, shit like that. i'm like, is this motherfucker seriously coming on to me right now?!
then he fucking asks if i have a boyfriend. i'm like "no, a girlfriend"
AND THEN THIS FUCKING GUY
"but would you ever try it with a man?"
i'm like *clenches teeth* "no"
he's like "yeah but sometimes lesbians look like men or they like, identify as men, right?"
i'm like 😬😬😬 "i don't think it works that way" 😬😬😬😬😬😬😬
then for a little while he starts telling me some vaguely homophobic shit about a gay guy he knew, while i contemplated death
we finally get to the tire shop and i'm just waiting for him to park my car and give me the key so i can fucking bolt, and he fucking tried AGAIN like
"you've really never tried it with a guy? are you sure you'd never try?"
i'm like 😬😬😬😬😬😬😬 "no. thanks for your help" 😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬
sarah ended up having to come pick me up bc they couldn't fix my tire until the next morning (it's fixed now nbd) and she was LIVID when i told her about this fucking bro but she took me to dinner and just eating some good food after i hadn't eaten all day in a chill restaurant and being with her really helped
but yeah, i called earlier today and filed a complaint against this dude so at least it's out of my hands now i guess