Three Goblin Art
noise dept.
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
祝日 / Permanent Vacation
JVL
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Today's Document
RMH
Kaledo Art
shark vs the universe
One Nice Bug Per Day
oozey mess
titsay
Monterey Bay Aquarium
izzy's playlists!
Product Placement
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
taylor price
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❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
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@topaz198
I don’t have a good opening
Hello! My name is Topaz!
My pronouns are they/them
Feel free to send asks! Sorbet stop with the vanilla extract I know it’s you
I rarely make actual posts but that makes sense I ain’t an artist and I ain’t funny
I have a dead ask blog if you wanna review the chaos that happened this is the url: @tick-anon
Btw here’s a collection of tumblr stories
Unethical idea:
Okay so I’m constantly plagued by people who just walk wistfully in the middle of parking lots
Imagine if like one person can be picked by random lottery to have to ability to just hit people who happen to be in their way
You can monitor one person so it can’t be used to excuse murder (“oh they were in a parking lot” no Jared you gave them right of way by stopping first) and give people just enough fear to not impede traffic
Could this work in reality? Absolutely not
But do I sometimes wish it would so that people GET OUT OF THE WAY? Yeah kinda
Walk Like No One Is Driving
HOW TO HUG LONG DISTANCE
HOW TO EMAIL HUGS
10000 KILOMETER HUG TECHNIQUES
field trip cancelled
Based off hit tumblr post:
I will. I WILL!!
congrats lil buddy that’s the worst anyone’s ever done it
I just got. The single funniest dm I've ever received in my entire life
Characters in media fighting back against the mind control:
Console buttons from Star Trek: The Original Series (1966-69)
Culturally significant forbidden candy
everyone shut da fuck up this is the only thing that matters
Oh My God Damn
what do I have to do to go to events where people are dressed nicely and there are plates of free cheese cubes
Go to the inaugurations of littlely known artists’ exhibitions.
We are always begging for people to attend, there actually is the “hack” to invite your whole family but tell them to pretend they don’t know you. People with money are more willing to buy your work if they think many people likes it, so your mere presence eating our cheese and canapes will be a great helps. Please bring whoever you want too.
Don’t mind if I do!
I will dress like an eccentric weirdo if that helps.
one time a pal of my pals was having a tough time selling their work in an art exhibit and called us up on the last day, ‘us’ being about 8 students who were Very hungry and also bored. We put on the nicest/artsiest clothes we had available (one dude had a legit fancy suit and put on some shades which were Bright Pink he looked like a movie star I swear) and rolled up to the show in pairs, separately. Fine Art Pal has some nice paintings! but nobody is really paying attention to them, so after getting some fancy cheese cubes in a manner that did not betray that we were actually a ravenous pack of starving students we casually wander around the show and then, fairly individually, drift to a stop by their work. Some of us even walked away, then came back a bit later ‘captivated’ by the art (it was actually really nice but recall we were all poor as shit and this was a help hustle). Our group’s interest naturally caught other folks, and eventually there was a small clump of about 15 people musing over this art, and within ten minutes the biggest piece had been snatched up by a shrewd investor. by the end of the exhibit every single piece was sold. It helped pay off the artist’s student debt and on that success they got into another exhibit! They’ve been doing well ever since.
So yes, please attend new artist shows, you get free cheese, get to look at nice art, and you can really help out people who deserve more attention.
earlier this year 2 boys got expelled from my school for going on a teachers email and sending another teacher an email that says “you’re a disgusting little man” and i laugh about it all the time because imagine opening an email from your coworker and thinking it’s important and then it says that
i'm afraid the character limit in the former bird app is destroying my potential
two sentence horror story
its fun to remember we can use the big text if we want. bonjour motherfuckers. i'm posting loud as hell now.
new personality test dropped
the problem with genetically modified crops is not so much the genetic modification but the patenting of genetic codes (and crops in general) as a tool of maintaining agricultural imperialism, and for this reason I can't talk to most people about GMOs
This little one acts completely feral unless you make the "mommy greeting kittens" noise at them. When my phone isn't making them unsure they will come charging to the front of the cage for attention by the second trill.
You can see the body language change in the ears with the first and second trill real well
this is killing me. op please teach me your ways
by jude it is…….. it’s one of them those foratu!!!!
