A Crazyrandomhappenstance in Time

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[catastrofe]

when a meme has had enough

[trilllizard666]

when you’re done hiding the pain

[werewolf-cuddles]

guess YOU’LL die

[dunsparce]

The duality of man

[billburr-moved]

me when i listen to personal jesus by depeche mode

[markvomit]

[mikaeled]

Draugen is a first-person Fjord Noir mystery set in 1920s Norway, from the creators of Dreamfall Chapters. Coming in 2019 to PC and consoles.

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[ferretbastard-archive]

Visit Original Link

[cvberitual]

[cephalotodd-deactivated20190310]

we should make fun of americans more. why dont their shops include tax in the price tag. like how much does this item cost? its a surprise :)

[moomoobooboo-deactivated2020102]

Honestly, tea. I’ve lived here my whole life and I have never once known what my total is gonna be at the register. Total fucking mystery.

[2-face]

im an ex-american living in new zealand for the past two years and it still never fails to blow my mind that i can take a $2 coin, walk up to a counter with two $1 items, and perform the expected transaction

[greekedtext]

this callout is completely deserved

[whisqrs]

i had a dream where tornadoes were made illegal or something i just remember like a dozen police cars driving directly toward a tornado with their sirens on and all getting sucked into the tornado

[thechronicleofshe]

why is this so fucking funny

[userboxer]

[nostrem]

[karazrel]

hozier is literally the only valid man

[kabimode]

A trip through the wayback machine to 3/9/19 confirms that he did change it just because of this tweet (previous text was STORE)

[veeranger]

no i dont think so

[myotp-ruinedmylife]

This spider exists somewhere and only google knows

[tricksythieves]

Dunno if bobbing the teabag actually helps the tea steep faster but it sure is fun to feel a part of something

[serpentwife-deactivated20200820]

why are we still here? just to suffer? every day i get emails

[thesilicontribesman]

Housesteads Roman Fort and Hadrian’s Wall, Northumberland, 30.3.19.

[bpdritsu]

me: (googling) snake bite leg what to do

google: elevate and apply pressure

me: (lifting snake real high) apologize or else

[zvokicaaa-deactivated20200301]

I swear to God I knew how to write professor until I saw that HIMYM episode in which Ted writes it on the table and now I have doubts every single time