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o btw i have an art blog now

@viribuskirk

championofdogs

Hi pervert! I've ô’btained an item...

caffeinatedopossum

Me when I remember something I said ages ago that was wrong or my values no longer align with

milf--adjacent

Let the historical record show that Mr. Beast was entirely ignorable if you were just like doing literally anything else. I've been on youtube as long as it's been around and I've never been recommended a video by him. I see him in passing as a meme. I thought he was a made up joke, a caricature of bad youtuber content miners until someone I trust confirmed his existence to me in late 2025.

transgenderization

list of things im pretty sure i could find if i went looking for them:

1. cloudy with a chance of meatballs latex entombment porn using the spray-on-shoes stuff

anishenanigans

he is so close to having his very first ever thought

#his little buttcrack…..#t #aminal

aleshakills

Is there a word for occupying the space where normies think you're a freak and freaks think you're a normie?

aleshakills

I tell a woman with a 9 to 5 office job about the slightly niche speculative fiction novel I just finished and she goes "Oh, that's...interesting. I hadn't heard of that."

I tell a grungy chick I met at a dive bar about the same book and she kinda scoffs and goes "Okay" like I said my favorite show is Sesame Street

loveridden1999

person (non-practicing)

copperbadge

Oh sure I was raised a person but I haven't really connected to my personality in years.

mrvelocipede

I was not raised a person, but I'm wondering if it might be possible to convert.

elizabethdavvn

never did finish this guy

skarchomp

5-HOUR VIDEO ESSAY "THE THING YOU LIKE SUCKS": i don't agree and can tell you're simply courting controversy in order to work the algorithm. i will not watch the video. blocked.

5-HOUR VIDEO ESSAY "THE THING YOU LIKE RULES": i already knew that. i will not watch the video. blocked.

#LITERALLYYYYYYY #t

b1tchcup

my favorite tweet ever. Every time I go to find it I’m blown away by how few retweets it has

pnglove

ilovetodrinkwater

Simon and gar phone call

horsefigureoftheday

Sucks how many people were taught that "horses put their ears back when they're mad" but then never taught the difference between "angry backwards ears," "mildly annoyed backwards ears," "pain backwards ears," "concentrated backwards ears," "sleepy backwards ears" and "just happens to be listening to something behind it."

"Horses put their ears back when they're mad" idk man i think it depends

horsefigureoftheday

These are all completely different expressions in completely different scenarios, and only two of them are decidedly negative.

horsefigureoftheday

Actually, I wanna talk about the third horse, the one putting its ears back in pain. Over the last 15 years veterinarians and animal scientists have worked out pain scales for most domestic animals by taking photos of the during routine procedures.

We know vaccines painful, and by comparing horses at rest with horses getting vaccinated, we've been able to determine how they express pain visually. By looking at horses with disorders like colic, broken bones, wounds, and so on, we can determine their facial expressions during more severe pain.

At zookeeper school we were drilled through the pain faces of the most common lab animals and livestock. Nowadays I believe this has become a routine lesson in all animal related fields, but the general public still doesn't know that this is a thing that exists.

Here are all the pain face/grimace scales I've been able to find. Please study them if you interact with any of these animals on a regular basis:

boybeetles

A lot of people seem to mix up ‘community’ with ‘friend group’ so when they read ‘no one should be abandoned by the community. No matter what they did’ they think it means ‘you have to be friends with abusers’. When in reality it means ‘no matter what someone does they shouldnt be left to go homeless and be denied financial, housing, medical, etc aid’

You don’t have to be friends with these people, no one is saying that. It’s just saying that you should support rehabilitative justice, support programs that help homeless people, support funding for free medical services, and make sure they don’t turn away anyone who needs help.