I'd sap that.

Current M!A: : Currently stationed at: Badlands. My name doesn't matter. How about you pick a name, any that you like. I welcome all REDs and BLUs, please, take a seat and enjoy your stay. But don't get too comfy of course, you never know what may happen next. In the end, what's mine is yours, and if you are RED, may I ask if there are any rooms spare in your base? I spend the majority of my time there. It would only be the most convenient option. [The only NSFW thing will probably be Toby's bad jokes. However, anything other then that will be placed under a 'read more' and tagged as such.]

[toptroublemaker]

//With every single movie I watch there's always one character who reminds me of Toby. Makes me wonder if Toby's too unoriginal? ?? ?

[actual-duck-blog]

Blog has moved! actual-duck — > ducktart

I’ll post way more about myself here, and also my cosplay progress and other stuff!! 

[toptroublemaker]

Incase anyone wanted to see what I was up to/contact me while I'm taking a break from RPing.

[toptroublemaker]

//anyone up for a longish paragraph RP??? I'd love to start a few ... 

[marathonsofconsumption]

[penis-hilton]

me dying

[spies-never-compromise-blog]

*Rolls her eyes, contemplating just walking away.*

Good. Alright then, my work ees done ‘ere, I will leave you two alone.

[toptroublemaker]

Hm. *Is his only response, he's too busy admiring the most attractive person here at the moment.* 

[aphrodisijack-blog]

stop replacing mirrors with ‘you look fine’ signs i know i look fine that’s why i want to look in the mirror

[rp-blurogue]

/shrugs/ Maybe. 

[toptroublemaker]

I'll hold you to your promise then.

[notsosmugnowareya]

*Moves closer, the hand still moving towards him.* Gonna see how Mr. Perfect reacts to having this in his hair. *GRINS*

[toptroublemaker]

Oy - oy - don't even think about it. We'll see how Mr. Brutal reacts to Mr. Perfect trying to hack his hand off. *He threatened, slapping at the other's hand.* 

[toptroublemaker]

albanianheavy SAID: 

*GIVES HIM CAREFULLY-WRAPPED RAISINS* HAPPY BIRTHDAY, PRICK.

*Blinks, looks over them, unwraps the packaging, then, throws some at the other.* Hm.

[spies-never-compromise-blog]

*There’s a mirror inside. The back looks to be polished silver.*

You could use eet more than me.

[toptroublemaker]

*He seems distracted by the mirror for almost ten minutes, before he actually remembers that the RED is there.* 

You gave me ... the most attractive person in existence. That's something more thoughtful then I thought you were capable of.

[toptroublemaker]

A familiar skeletal figure wearing an all black suit and trench coat with an added hat that covered most of his skull comes out of nowhere and nearly walks into Toby. "Watch where you are go-- oh... it is you."

He quickly turns as he bumps into someone, about to tell them that they may have ruined a very important suit before he pauses. 

"Oh. Afternoon," he simply says. "Don't kill me." 

[toptroublemaker]

tHAT WAS MEANT TO BE PUBLIc

[toptroublemaker]

Well?

[spies-never-compromise-blog]

*Tosses a brown paper bag at him*

[toptroublemaker]

*Grabs it and opens it.* ...?

[toptroublemaker]

Oh. God you're back.

Stops humming and looks over towards him. 

"You’re welcome," he grinned, looking as proud about himself as ever.

[rp-blurogue]

Attractive “baby”, huh? Guess not anymore.

[toptroublemaker]

Well of course not anymore. I'm much more attractive now that I've grown, anyway.

[toptroublemaker]

deadeyeruski SAID:

Peeps.

Yes?

[toptroublemaker]

bowtiespy SAID:

 JOYEUX ANNIVERSAIRE, MONSIEUR!

Thank you. *Grins and happily adjusts his hair, he already feels much more mature.* 

[toptroublemaker]

irishcarbombdemo SAID:

 *TOSSES SOME bunny CAKE TO HIM* IT’S KINDA BLOODY WITH RASPBERRY JAM. EAT IT.

*Stares at it.* Uh ... thank you?