Predictable In Her Unpredictability

♀️She/Her|♒|31| INTP-A|Writer|Escapist

[depsidase]

[mudwerks]

all your women are belong to us

[97-86]

rest your head on my chest when the world feels heavy on you

[dailycatsblog]

[red-eye-radio]

So I thought y'all would like this too This great white comes to the jersey shore every year and this year they named her and have been tracking her hella so this is Mary Lee and she decided to show herself under this rainbow for pride month A true gay icon

[victoryyodel]

#This is the representation I’ve been looking for

[huckleberryhal]

Grandma Ferret. (X)

[huckleberryhal]

Today’s Grandma Ferret

[joy-and-whimsy-official]

Joy and whimsy detected! Grandma ferret is joyful and whimsical!

[selfcarereminder]

hey if ur reading this and ur in a bad spot mentally or anything i hope u feel better soon and have a good day

[madderhatter]

[goblincrystals]

Did Roy ever find his boyfriend?

[madderhatter]

he did

[troyesivan]

happy for him

[rissi18]

YOU FORGOT THE BEST PART THEY ADOPTED A DAUGHTER NAMED TANGO BECAUSE IT TAKES 2 TO TANGO!!!! This is them:

and they even had a book written about them:

[thebusylilbird]

guys Tango found a girlfriend :’)

[sherlockedcarmilla]

Cleansing your dash… now!

[kneelbeforeclefairy]

@bestnoncannonship

[gehayi]

Their daughter, Tango (who likely would not have been born without her adoptive dads), fell in love with another female penguin at the Central Park Zoo, Tanuzi. As far as we know, Tango and Tanuzi have been together ever since.

[importantcatpics]

[worldhammerer-old]

what if vampires are like mosquitoes and only the ladies drink blood

[jamesspadersnortingspafflines]

Pretty sure that would mean the fellas drink tree sap or something. Imagine running from a vampire thru the woods and passing her husband who’s biting a tree real hard

[elf-kid2]

Maple syrup vampire husband

[patentlyabsurdrpgideas]

Encounter: Maple syrup vampire husband drinking sap in the woods, also trying to lure you to his literally bloodthirsty wife.

[nuclear-mech-wizard-deactivated]

The wife has the classic Villain Of The Night aesthetic, all black, flowing cape, everything, and her husband is wearing red flannel, overalls, a beard, and is welding a log-splitting axe

[patentlyabsurdrpgideas]

This person gets it! Classic vampire lady and her lumberjack husband!

[old-world-bird]

I regret nothing

[hereticqueen2000]

I love every damn thing about it.

[chaotic-neutral-knitter]

never be good at your job. it's a trap. they'll just give you more and harder stuff to do and it'll pull you away from your true passion of writing gay fanfiction for people on the internet

[todaysbird]

“ravens are symbols of death, demons, and the underworld”

x

[yourlocalaphrodisian]

Ravens have always been associated with prophecy, foresight, wisdom, divine intervention and ice cream

[imthehuggernaut]

can't believe the art side of tumblr hasn't drawn a cute version of this little raven putting on her pink lipstick in the morning before going out to the raven shopping mall and seeing her raven girlfriends

[ratt-teeth]

I have to do everything around here

[aurelion-solar]

Ekko, Seraphine & Evelynn - Riftbound: Radiance Card Art

[haycoat-art]

Hello everyone, this is an important PSA

If someone replies to you with this exact message

Do not do what they say, this is a

S C A M

It's a variant of the all so infamous I reported your account scam that's been around for a while.

What you should do?

Report them and block them. Make sure to also spread awareness.

Do not waste your time messing with them as it makes it easier for them to still find potential victims. The more people who are aware of this and report these users, the better.

For the sake of spreading awareness I am tagging @scam-alerts and @ai-art-thieves

You can prevent scams from spreading and claiming new victims.

[hppjmxrgosg]

all you new fandom members need to QUIET DOWN oh my god you're going to get us KILLED. we're happy to have you but if you keep talking about BULLSHIT like PUBLISHING fanfic for MONEY, Anne Rice is going to come back from the dead to KILL US. looking at YOU, maurauders fans, heated rivalry fans, byler fans...out here giving out interviews to news channels SHUT UP. we're going to have to start setting off firecrackers to keep the rent down.

[jakegyllenhaalsteeth]

whole lipstick on a pig is bogus to me because we put lipstick on a pig and this is what happened

[aurelion-solar]

Prestige Select Neon Daredevil Kai'Sa - Wild Rift Early Concept Art by Shop Sun

[queerofthedagger]

sometimes you just gotta go "man i actually don't give a shit" and keep scrolling. online survival skill 101