I try to stay awake and remember my name

Tori Tori Tori, the little witch everyone hates. Shay had to go back to work...so here I am again. The only thing keeping me sane is Center Stage.

[lucynichole-smith]

...

I’m out for the count. Yeah, girl, you knock me out. It’s just a TKO. I’m out for the count. Yeah, girl, you knock me out with a TKO.

[toridonovan]

[izziethevampire]

This is not entertaining

I hate the holidays.

[toridonovan]

What's up, buttercup?

[mikael-accardo]

Are you criticizing my appearance?

[toridonovan]

Now why would I do that? You have a lovely face!

I was simply meaning that you looked confused for some reason.

[eyeofthehalestorm]

This form of technology is still somewhat foreign to me.

[eyeofthehalestorm]

You do? Why is that, if it’s not an intrusion to ask?

[toridonovan]

It's just my perception of things, I suppose.

[mark-woods]

It's getting hot in here...So take off all your clothes!

[mark-woods]

No, you stop it. You’re seriously going to make me sing that song by…those five guys? Because I’ll do it if it’s necessary, Tori. I’ll even dance! Ugh, I don’t like this song but…

You’re insecure, don’t know what for. You’re turning heads when you walk through the door.

[toridonovan]

Mark, stooooop! You know I can't handle it when you sing! Your voice is like...my weakness or something!

Oh just dance with me, idiot

[mark-woods]

I don’t get you…If I get happy about sleeping you, you get all defensive. You know what? I’m not in the mood anymore.

[toridonovan]

Only because I don't see why you would. I just...fine, whatever, I was about to go for a run anyways.

[mikael-accardo]

Of course I do, don’t be silly.

[toridonovan]

Then what's with the face?

[mark-woods]

It's getting hot in here...So take off all your clothes!

[mark-woods]

Please, think about it, it’s dangerous. I had a friend who used to spend almost 10 hours everyday at the gym. He had a lot of muscles, like, it was even gross. But he told me that everytime he looked at himself in the mirror, he saw himself as a skinny guy who everybody could push around. He became so obsessed with working out that…You don’t want to know how it ended.

It is bad when you spend so much time doing it. Skinny isn’t perfect, Tori. Nothing’s sexier than a woman with curves. And you should be doing exercise to be healthy, not because people tell you that you should lose weight. I eat lots of chocolate, that’s why I have to go to the gym, otherwise, my heart wouldn’t resist.

[toridonovan]

I know what I'm doing, okay. I know how much I can handle, and I'm doing just that, in fact I could probably handle more. Yeah, well I'd rather be a skinny girl who gets pushed around than an obese girl who can't be pushed at all. 

It's not bad, I...I enjoy it. Stop it, skinny is perfect and everyone knows it. My curves are mountains, Mark. Not in the slightest bit sexy. People don't tell me I should lose weight, I tell myself I need to lose weight. Don't people always say self motivation is a good thing? I...ten more pounds and i'll stop, just...just ten more pounds.

[b-caldwelll]

I feel ridiculously sick.

[b-caldwelll]

But if they’re willing, there’s no chase! I might give it one more attempt, but.. eh, I can’t do this cat and mouse thing forever. 

Uh, well, uhhh—okay, fine, nobody, but that’s because I haven’t tried to sleep with anyone else.

[toridonovan]

So you prefer someone who plays hard to get then?

Oh of course, of course. So it's not because of this mystery guy or the demon girl? Geez Brands, would a skype with Shay get you back in the game?

[mark-woods]

No, wait! I didn’t hesitate, I was just so happy! And nervous because you’re…Well, you. It would be an honor to sleep with you, Tori.

[toridonovan]

Happy? But why, I mean...it's not like we haven't done it before. I...nervous because i'm what exactly..?

[mikael-accardo]

Yes— Right, good idea. 

[toridonovan]

You do know how to answer one, don't you?

[mikael-accardo]

Austin has left his phone here and it will not stop with its incessant ringing.

[toridonovan]

You should probably answer it, it might be important.

[b-caldwelll]

Why did I have to see the word 'gym' mentioned?

Now I’ve been thrown into the constant mental battle between ‘shit, I should probably start going again’ and ‘my bed is too comfortable for that.’ But.. it’s the Christmas season.. so I can get away with not going for a while, right? RIGHT?

[toridonovan]

Unlike some people, you can get away with it.

[mark-woods]

It's getting hot in here...So take off all your clothes!

[mark-woods]

…BDD…Body Dys…morphic Disorder! When you look at youself in the mirror you see yourself fat but, you’re not!

Tori, doing a lot of excersise is not good for you. Trust me, I know. You’re hurting your body.

[toridonovan]

Excuse me? I do not have a disorder of any sort. There is nothing wrong with my mind, only my body. 

No, exercise is good, it's healthy. I'm not hurting my body, I'm taking care of it...I'm making it perfect.

[mark-woods]

I…S-Sure…I mean, that would be totally cool.

[toridonovan]

...You hesitated...It's okay, I get it. Just forget I said anything.

[b-caldwelll]

I feel ridiculously sick.

[b-caldwelll]

Loads of times! And just.. nothing happens, and that’s the problem. So like, what do I do next? I’m clueless.

Uh, pscht, I can have sex whenever I want, with pretty much almost anyone I want.

[toridonovan]

Well, if he's turning you down I guess nothing will happen. Sorry to say it Caldwell, but your charm must have failed you this time. Go find someone else to chase, someone willing.

Oh really? Who have you slept with lately then?

[mark-woods]

Hey, I could find love by sleeping around. It just would take some time. Besides, I’m a lust demon, I need to get laid or else…

[toridonovan]

Sleep with me then...I haven't had sex in ages, and I'd prefer to do it with someone I love, so are you up for the challenge?